Jan 10, 2016
What the shit is even HAPPENING in your askbox
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What the shit is even HAPPENING in your askbox
I have barely shown off what’s in here. But I will go ahead and share some others in here.
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"Sorry man, just a long day at work, I've got a wife and family to feed, you know how it is..." I chuckle as I finish this statement before looking at you, anticipating the growth that's sure to follow. "Feeling anything yet?" I bite my lip, practically holding my breath in anticipation. "No urges to consume all that food, or to submit to your stomach's growth?"
[Dave had preferred to tune the not-so-magic anon out while he ate, and suddenly remembers that they were still having a conversation. He looks up from the second empty packet he was scrunching up into a wad in his hand to face him, mouth full of pastry cake.]
shry wht
"Of course it's safe! It's as safe as... OH FOR GOD SAKE JUST EAT THE FUCKING FOOD!" I open a package of Hostess confections, practically throwing them at you angrily. It seems the nice guy guise has been dropped.
[Startles, fumbling with the Confections in his hands.]
goddamn!!!! no need to be such a spaz
if youre gonna get frustrated cuz you have no idea how to lie you could at least do it in a civil and levelheaded manner
[He huffs and tears open one package and breaks off a piece, taking a tiny bite out of it and watching to see if anything happens. Nothing so far……]
"Yeah, sure, let's go with that." I once again nudge the bags toward you as your stomach releases a monstrous growl. "Better do what it wants, man. A stomach is not something to fuck with."
[He leans back a bit, holding his hands up in front of him and trying to control himself from making a grab for one of the bags.]
no hey where are you even getting this stuff i aint touching it till i know its safe cuz im totally down with filling myself with unhealthy snacks but id so much rather have the side effects show up on their own time like normal
"guess WHO'S BACK. BACK AGAIN." I stumble into the chatroom.
were you even gone
i sorta blanked for a little bit or something
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((whered you go))
"That's just a BIT out of my range, kid. All shall feel the wrath of Adam Sandler. Try something more along the lines of..." I gently nudge the shopping bags toward you.
you cant even eradicate adam sandler from the face of the earth???? man youre practically fucking useless what a letdown
[Is nudged by the shopping bags, but stubbornly refuses to acknowledge they exist even as his stomach grumbles at him irately.]
"Depends on if you want it to be. ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE WITH THE MAGIC! NOT-SO-ANON"
oh
[Thoughtfully looks down at his soft middle, pinching it.]
i want
adam sandler to stop