#cleo.post

Woohoo training with leo valdez

Alright so you wanna train

...

Nobody's around

Okay, grab your trusty elf leo valdez to train with you then.

Honestly...

I don't think he'd one-on-one train with you

Partially because he doesn't think he can fight without his fire

And partially because he doesn't wanna accidently hurt you

He has a major crush on you and cannot hurt you

Maybe if you begged and pleaded, he would fight one-on-one

He'd probably tap out soon tho

He just can't

Not when you look so hot.

He's staring the entire time

The

Whole

Time.

Like you're hot and sweaty, sure

But damn...

He can't take his eyes off you, even if he tried

If you have like a t-shirt on

And you take it off bc you have a tank top under it

GODS

His nose is BLEEDING.

he is as RED as a TOMATO

Cuz ur so hot and lovely and beautiful and sweet and smart and kind and

...

Anyways

Maybe he'd make you a machine thingy?

Like a full-on robot you could train with.

It definitely punched him in the face once while he was working on it

He drew a silly face on it too

>:]

It has like keywords that you can shout to active certain things

[Insert word] to start the fight/training session

And

[Insert word] to stop

And probably other things leo added in

He makes to where if you shout 'dance mode', the bot just starts full-on break dancing

(Bluey reference, anyone?)

Or a TikTok dance idk

Leo would shout it like mid-training session after your getting a little wore down

And you just have to. Look at him

He'd have this big fucking grin on his face

It's so cute honestly

Alright, but now you've actually convinced him to train with you

Maybe he throws like little tiny fireballs to dodge

Or he's sword fighting with you

Tbh at that point your teaching him how to sword fight

You don't realize it until you're actually done, and he's gone back to God's know where

But you were so close to him

Moving his hands to hold the sword right,

Behind him with your chin practically resting on his shoulder, teaching him what position to be in

And best of all?

Getting him on his knee in front of you, with your sword/dagger under his chin, forcing him to look up at you

Oh.

That's when he fell so hard

Like he's so in love with you, it almost hurts

It's definitely killing Piper after she hears every little detail about this training session.

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