#cleet

The way she reloads her revolver with a rifle 🔥

Ft Cleet

You mean this sketchy place?

I actually spoke to my friend @cassafra5 about this, because when I found it I was really confused. We don't know what happened for sure, but we agreed it's definitely suspicious.

When you walk in, you'll notice the house is full of smoke from the busted furnace, which likely suffocated the family. The side door was also locked from the inside, though the front door was not. Seems like a pretty cut-and-dry case of smoke inhalation, right?

Wrong! Theory time!

The thing is, I highly doubt the house would've filled with smoke without ANY of them noticing. If they were asleep it'd be a different story, but look closely at the bodies. It looks like they'd just finished eating dinner. The mother collapsed while carrying plates, the little boy was playing with his rocking horse, the grandfather looks like he was trying to reach them from the attic -- you get the point. They were all very much awake. Now take a look at the chimney.

Do you see it? Look hard.

It looks like someone bashed the pipes in, quite forcefully. Yes, natural pressure can do that to metal, but how did the entire family not notice? It's so conspicuous. Rockstar also made a point of showing smeared dishes. I personally think the family might've been poisoned, and whoever did it set the scene to make it look like an accident. This is further endorsed by the fact that some other parts of the house are trashed.

It's also very likely that Joe, Micah's associate, is the one who killed them, as in the online mode you can actually find him living in their house with the furnace off, still yet to be fixed. He noticed, but the entire family didn't? :/

Micah lovers<3

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Bill lovers<3

Cleet lovers<3

Hello to you as well!

OKAY, THESE WERE ALL SOOOO DIFFICULT TO DECIDE ON, BUT I THOROUGHLY LOVED THEM. THANKS FOR THE CHALLENGE 😘😘

~ Fuck, Marry, Kill ~

Round 1 - Uncle, Reverend Swanson, and Pearson (good grief)

Fuck - Uncle 

Marry - Reverend Swanson

Kill - Pearson

(I can only hope it’s over in less than a minute with Uncle and that it is EXTREMELY dark wherever we are. I don’t wanna see what’s happening. Also, I can manage to live with the cleaned up version of Swanson, but for Pearson? He’s a nice guy and all... but he can die lol 🤭)

Round 2 - John, Charles, and Lenny (nice, sure... but difficult)

Fuck - Lenny

Marry - Charles

Kill - John

(I feel like I just don’t know Lenny well enough - for shame, Rockstar - and Charles is just such a wholesome man. Tbh, John gets on my nerves too much. I’m sorry to make that choice, but goodbye, grease boy 😕)

Round 3 - Micah, Cleet, and Joe (YES, INDEED. YOU ARE CRUEL.)

Fuck - Joe

Marry - Cleet

Kill - Micah

(YIKES. I hope the Joe situation is the same as for Uncle... oh, my dignity. Also, Cleet didn’t seem too insufferable because at least he kind of had a conscience in the end. Micah, though? I feel as though I am legally obliged to put him in the kill category 😈)

Round 4 - Guarma Dutch, Nightwear Dutch, and Saint Denis Bank Job Dutch (Oof, if only the first two actions could apply to all three of them...)

Fuck - Guarma Dutch

Marry - Saint Denis Bank Job Dutch

Kill - Nightwear Dutch

(Damn, this one was TOUGH. But Nightwear Dutch is usually a little bitch to me, so he can go. Guarma Dutch is hot as hell, but I adore Saint Denis Dutch. He’s dressed so well, yet his fancy clothes are still stained and dirty before the mission even starts. That mix of opulence and contamination just fits his overall nature soooo well. I love it 😍😍)