bruh ok so apparently never order an "everything pizza"
the other night, my coworker asked me to make them a pizza (i work at a pizza place) and i was thinkin like BRO NOWS MY OPPORTUNITY so i was like "oh ofc bro i got you, everything pizza!" and they were like "shiiitt why not" so i put ONE OF EVERHTJING on that bitch and they ate it at the end of their shift- i ended up leaving like 15 minutes before this but they told me today at work that they ended up getting like, SUUUPER fucking sick from it. like, threw up in the parking lot, at home, said they felt absolutely TERRIBLE
(so ofc i tormented them with it today and was like "yo how abt wverything PASTA" and they were like "ugh god no")
(this is clear btw 💪💪💪🤪
👀👀👀 I MUST order an everything pizza right the f now.
It always kills me when people tell me their little emeto stories in such a casual way in the middle of the day, like 😳😳😳😳😳 stop i'm trying to live here
