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My Mohst Treasured One -> a fic by @cleanlenins

The program fought me till the bitter end but the illustration looks alright I think!

Come enjoy a Totally Human Philza and Gem Techno :3

Fandom: DSMP

Status: active, last update in September 2024.

Summary:

The Sleeping Empire had held all the power for centuries. What else did you expect when the Emperor was an undying Vampire? King Philza and his sons, Prince Wilbur and Prince Theseus, have never faced a real threat to their power.

Twenty years ago, the Blood God spoke through his Holy Conduit, the King of Scywar. A prophecy that one child born in the month of the Summer Solstice had the potential to crush the hearts of the Vampiric Lords once and for all. As such, a decree that every child born in June must serve the Blood God's church.

Technoblade thinks this whole thing is dumb, but no one really cares what he thinks. As one of the children born in June, known as the Blessed Ones, Technoblade dreams of a different life. One not enslaved to The Church. He dreams to know what it means to be truly free.

Or- Another Dark SBI Vampire AU. This time, Technoblade is the Human.

Where: Archive of Our Own

Archive Warnings: Graphical Depictions Of Violence

My notes: I’m usually not the biggest fan of vampire AUs but this is one I do enjoy a lot, especially because it's Techno-centric (which I love to see). There is just something to that dynamic of Dark SBI being absolutely possessive and Techno, an adult, trying to escape from them. But ultimately failing of course. But you know we have poor Techno who's not paid enough for any of this, little devil Tommy, mysterious old man Philza and of course Wilbur being…Wilbur, add an abusive religious cult to the mix and you got a disaster in the making (not even talking about the whole vampire thing and the prophecy…I love secrets and foreshadowing so much). Very excited to find out what comes next!!

omg what a perfect coincidence on the dash

but also that post is very true!!! there's so many perfumes out there in such a wide range of prices, you absolutely do not need to be dropping hundreds to try out some fun scents. something else I've learned through getting into the fragrance community is that there are a ton of third party seller sites dedicated to selling samples of specific perfumes in case you can't find free samples of fragrances you're interested in. the prices of these samples vary based on the website/how expensive a full bottle of the perfume is so sometimes you are still being overcharged for a 1 mL sample but it's a fun way to try fragrances you wouldn't get to try out otherwise

like for ages I kept hearing about this incredible spicy vanilla perfume from yves saint laurent that I wanted to smell so badly, but it's actually next to impossible to find in the US so it's not like I could just go to a perfume counter and test it. also, a full bottle (at the time) was over $300 (though now I think they reduced it so it's closer to $250? I'd have to double check). I ended up ordering a 1 mL sample of it off of a third party site for, like, $10. overpriced for 1 mL? kind of yeah. but better than spending $300 on a full bottle yknow? now it's my special occasion perfume. I've worn it a few times and I still have plenty left. also, now I know that I don't need a full bottle of it because I love it, but I don't love it enough to spend that much on it.

Rent lowering gunshot video

>:)

okay this is some of what i have written for it:

"No way, nuh uh; I'm not doing this right now." He jabbed a finger at the ceiling. "Send me back right this second or I swear to every single Ancient past, present, and future, that your afterlife will be a living hell."

The small crowd that had gathered below him were standing ready, silently nodding to each other or him every so often. The crowd's use of telepathy was noted, but ignored in favor of more yelling.

"When I agreed to help you out over the summer I didn't mean right after school was over! You know I had plans today!" A brief moment of silence passed. 

"Stop ignoring me, you cuck!" The next second he was face down on the polished tile.

“Um, excuse me, but… who are you?” one of them spoke, confusion and wariness evident in their tone. Danny sighed.

“My name is Danny Phantom, and I've come on behalf of Clockwork the cu-” he cut himself off as his form looked like it glitched again. 

Danny continued, now rubbing his head, “I’ve come on behalf of Clockwork to fix your time problems. So lay ‘em on me.” He lazily waved his hand around as he spoke, finally resting it back on the floor. 

“Uh huh… and what exactly do you mean by ‘time problems’?” Danny shrugged as he floated back up to face the group.

“I don't know; they just said to fix ‘em.” A letter appeared on the table behind the group, drawing the boy’s eyes and a few others followed his gaze. Superman picked it up.

“Okay, that definitely wasn’t there before, right?” Flash said.

“Indeed, yet the boy has not moved and I do not sense the presence of any other unfamiliar minds.”

“Yeah, you probably won’t be able to sense him even if he was having a normal conversation with you. Some ghosts have natural defenses to psychic abilities and Clocky’s definitely one of them.” He held out a hand. “Now hand it over so I can read it.”

The kryptonian raised an eyebrow and turned the envelope around to display the words ‘To: Justice League’ in cursive followed by a stamp of a blue gear with ‘C.W.’ in the centre. Danny groaned.

“Fine. You read it. I’m gonna go figure out what your time problem is.”

but this is a Danny Phantom and Young Justice crossover where Danny gets plopped into the YJ universe to help them with some 'time problem' they don't know about and being bitter about it most of the time because he missed a Humpty Dumpty concert or something with Sam and Tucker

We are definitely going to save you, so please try and remember.

A sister? There’s a sound, like an earworm nagging at the back of my mind. But it sax that I can’t lift the fog in my head to hear it right… If it’s a sister, Herbie-g accomplishment was probably to destroy any harmony at home. Or we probably fought all the time, making my Arm-strong enough to beat her in any game. Nah, I’m getting just Dizzy thinking about this, my thoughts running Miles per minute.

Oh, wait… a cousin! I remember! Danielle, was it? You know, you're right. I can't abandon her.

Maybe we can get her to join us… She’ll love having a new home. We could get her Core-aligned (gotta ask that tumblr cryptid guy Neil, the one who’s not an astronaut, about it… He also knows all about the Sandman… I mean, Nocturne, right?)

But don’t worry! You don’t need to save me!

I’m perfectly f i n e

And have you seen my bros? Nocturne is a treat to talk to, and Fright looks so badass (did you know he can burn you to a crisp?)

Here’s something our new guest @13thcat drew to show me gushing at Frighty's soul shredder