#cleancage

1) Remove all ferrets from the cage.

2) Stop wondering why this is the only time they don’t want to be removed from their cage. You’ll only drive yourself crazy.

3) Gather your cleaning supplies and a trash bag.

4) Remove ferret from the trash bag.

5) Remove litter box from cage.

6) Remove ferret from the cage.

7) Remove ferret from litter box and empty contents of litter box into trash bag.

8) Remove ferret from trash bag.

9) Wipe down litter box with cleaning product and water and dry with a rag.

10) Retrieve rag from ferret.

11) Gather fresh litter for the box.

12) Remove ferret from the box.

13) Place the fresh litter in the box.

14) Remind ferret that the box is not for digging.

15) Remove ferret from the box and clean up litter he has stewn all over the floor.

16) Wipe down cage with cleaning product and water and dry with a rag.

17) Retrieve rag from ferret, who is now filthy.

18) Place box back in cage.

19) Remove ferret from cage.

20) Place cleaning products back in closet.

21) Remove ferret from closet.

22) Throw out trash bag, making sure ferret is not in trash bag.

23) Give ferret a bath because he was in the trash bag.

24) Watch wet ferret roll all over the floor getting himself nice and dirty again.

25) Prepare to do it all again tomorrow.