#claylist

Let’s make sushi m4mw

Dry hamster food just isn’t for me, but neither is using the stove due to my small size.  Last week, I came across a sushi roll on the counter and have since then become addicted.

Anyways, this weekend, I have the house to myself.  There’s more than enough seaweed, rice, and fish  for you, me, and a few more curious critters.  

Let’s have a blast with a Saturday Night Sushi!

Looking for a thick-skinned man w4m

All you guys be a bunch of softies.  I ain’t one to settle for nice or rich, what I want is a real man that can stand his own.  

someone to laugh with - m4wm

I enjoy pulling pranks on people, but more so on joggers.  Looking for someone to help hold the other end of the string to trip some more humans.  

I don't care if you're male or female, cow or crow. Just need someone  unashamed of a little shenanigans.

Weight loss accountability partner m4mw

My doctor gave me a strict green diet, but I am still gaining a massive amount of weight.  Need someone to talk to for support and accountability.

I at least feel a little better after reading my horoscope since it said – big changes are in your near future.

MEN ARE PIGS!!! w4w

I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH MEN.  THEY'RE A BUNCH OF FILTHY BOARS, AND WE'RE EXPECTED TO LISTEN TO THEM? UH UH, NO MORE.  COME ON LADIES, WE DON'T NEED TO PUT UP WITH THEIR DIRTY HABITS ANY MORE!

Bubblebath for two w4m

It's been a long week and I'm ready to spend some time in the the tub.  There's plenty of space for two.  

Leave your favorite scented candle in the subject line.

Running buddy w4w

I’m a highly competitive sprinter in need of a new running buddy since the last two could never keep up. If you’re a bit nervous, we can always stick to the roads under 35mph...well...that is at least at first.