With full intentions of working out before I babysit at 5, I packed a bag with shampoo, soap, and clothes that didnt smell like I just ran and lifted in them. I gathered all my school stuff too because I always study after they go to sleep. I head out the door and about 6 minutes to the gym I realize I left my bag on my bed with my clothes. Fine okay I’ll just workout after if its not too late. I’m already wearing my clothes.

So I go to a coffee shop to study. I get all settled and this nice, fat, rude lady comes up to me and is like: “um excuse me but we have a knitting group that meets at THIS table every week at 4…can you move?”

Lady. Sure fine ill move to the table in the dark corner to accompany your sweater making. No problem. Bunch a old ladies knitting sweaters and socks and shiz. Sure fine whatever. It’s so loud in that shop anyways so I went out to my car and looked in the mirror…I have bread crust AND cilantro in my teeth in different spots. Two different meals and leftovers for later!! OMG!! So here I am…in my bright red Nike shorts with yellow outline, a mismatched navy blue and purple hoodie, and grey ugg boots…flossing my teeth with the top of a zip-loc bag.

Would mind providing me and the rest of tumblr with some evidence to back up your opinion of me being "rude and stereotypical"?

After looking at your blog you appear to be one of the most stereotypical people I've come across on tumblr. The photos of you smoking your roll ups wearing your generic Topman jumper and denim jacket is the staple outfit of today's teenage society.