On the Twelfth Day of Crackmas...
The final day has arrived! You punishment has come to an end! Hopefully you have all atoned and feel cleansed from bathing in the waters of crack fiction. Since so many of you liked this, and some interest has been expressed, I will be hosting another Crackmas in December after the Big Bang is over and my semester as well when I have more time and stuff, so that you can all participate! I’ll ask about themes and stuff closer to time, and give you guys lots of notice about when it will be, so look for that around the beginning of November if you’d like to have input. Here is the last crack! I blame my discord squad.
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The boys of College Francoise-Dupont had a number of interests in common and could often be found in heated debates concerning them. Such passions were held with utmost seriousness, and discussions could and often did go on for hours.
“Okay, but Tiana is clearly the best Disney princess,” Kim declared one lunch period in the library. “She’s hardworking, smart, and she doesn’t need a man’s help to start up her restaurant. She was doing it all on her own.”
“Uh, okay, but Mulan literally fought the Huns, and saved all of China,” Nino shot back, folding his arms over his chest.
“What about Merida! She literally fought the patriarchy by shooting for her own hand in marriage,” Nathaniel said pointedly.
“Elsa is the first princess to become a queen!”
Adrien, still being relatively new to the whole school thing, wasn’t quite versed in such social interactions, and seemed very confused when he entered the library to find his friends all bickering with each other. What were they fighting over? Were they all still friends? Should he say something? He didn’t want his friends to fight, so intervening was the only way to save them.
“Guys, I’m sure there’s a way for you to figure this out civilly. Friendship is the most important thing, and you should all cherish each other,” Adrien scolded gently, and all eyes flicked to him curiously. After a long silence, Adrien wondered if he’d made things worse and regretted opening his mouth, but finally Kim spoke and said what they were all thinking.
“Oh my god, Adrien is a Disney princess.”
“W-What?” His eyebrows raised in shock.
“Missing a parent, being raised by an evil guardian, poetic to an alarming degree,” Nino counted on his fingers, nodding in agreeance. “You’re a Disney princess, dude.”
“Oh,” Adrien pursed his lips in thought a little. “I’m okay with that.”
“He’s also compassionate,” Max added.
“Unnaturally beautiful.”
“Well-mannered.”
“Is he good with animals?”
“I’ve heard him sing one time. He’s not that bad…”
“Okay, okay, but my dudes, we can all agree that Adrien is a Disney princess, but who gets to be his prince?” Nino cut in, and the room fell into a contemplative silence before footsteps sounded outside the door, growing louder and louder until Marinette burst through the entrance.
“I volunteer as tribute!”
