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HOWDY. THE NAME'S HANK CLIFF. PLEASED TO MAKE MY ACQUAINTANCE. MARRIED TO MY WIFE PEGGY.

I WORK AS A TROOPER FER THE POLICE DEPARTMENT, BUT I DON'T CARE NONE 'BOUT GETTING HIGHER UP IN THE WORLD. I'M JUST HERE TO DO MY JOB.

I'LL BE ANYONE'S UNCLE IF ANYONE ASKS. SO IF YOU EVER NEED SOMEONE TO HELP YOU REFORM FROM A CRIMINAL INTO A NORMAL FUNCTIONING BEING OF SOCIETY, THEN GIVE ME A CALL.

MY FAVORITE BEVERGE IS COFFEE. WATCH OUT FER WHEN I DRINK TOO MUCH OF IT.

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HOWDY. THE NAME'S HANK CLIFF, PLEASED TO MAKE MY ACQUAINTANCE. I AM HAPPILY MARRIED TO MY LOVELY WIFE PEGGY.

I WORK FOR THE SASP (SAN ANDREAS STATE POLICE) AS A TROOPER, BUT I DON'T CARE NONE 'BOUT GETTING HIGHER UP IN THE WORLD. I ONLY CARE 'BOUT THE PEOPLE I'VE SWORN TA PROTECT.

I'LL BE ANYONE'S UNCLE IF ANYONE ASKS. SO IF YOU EVER NEED SOMEONE TO HELP YOU TO REFORM FROM A CRIMINAL INTO A NORMAL FUNCTIONING BEIN' OF SOCIETY, THEN GIVE ME A CALL.

P.S. DON'T YOU DARE TRY AN' TALK TO ME IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE CALLED "LEO ESCOBAR". YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID.

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