#dead apple

“so this twink with white hair and long nails shows up and does random stuff with diamondy things, except plot twist they’re not actually diamonds, they’re the magical powers of people who are probably now dead. a suicidal guy goes to a bar and thinks about his dead friend, then he takes a pill, stabs an apple, goes outside and is accused of a crime before being kidnapped. meanwhile, an orphan tiger kid and a girl who loves rabbits are wandering around a deserted city infected by magical fog on their own, then suddenly they’re attacked by a big tiger and a demon. some guy in a coat shows up who is being attacked by an alive version of said coat. the three team up, do random stuff, then become irrelevant for a bit.

*travels to the tower thing*

now here you have two geniuses who are flirting whilst bullying aforementioned twink with white hair, some stuff happens, suicidal kidnapped guy gets stabbed, twink dies for like the 3rd time, a russian dude creates a massive glowing orb thingy that explodes and turns into a dragon. then, tada, there’s a clone of russian dude! randomly beautiful ginger who can control gravity and is ALSO a twink shows up and turns on super mode, then chucks a building down the dragon’s throat, defeats it, screams his “rival’s” name in a very heterosexual way, falls down from the sky, gets his cheek caressed by that rival (who btw is the stabbed suicidal guy from earlier, BEHOLD, he didn’t die because of that random pill he took earlier in the bar) and then lands in that rivals lap and falls asleep.

*back to the tiger orphan, peak rabbit girl and coat guy*

now these three are fighting the twink from earlier because he turned into a skull and then a unicorn, they’re having a very good time, russian dude is having a conversation with his clone, skull unicorn thing gets defeated by the trio, the skull explodes, russian dude disappears, everyone else randomly reappears from wherever they were before and they have a big party, YAYAYAYAAYYYY :DDD”

But I'll be there, I'll be your guardian.”

*The Audience boos and pelts me with fresh fruit*

Happy Birthday

May 8

it all starts with a flashback where they’re still teenagers. and right away there’s something important: chuuya is the only one who can understand dazai’s motives

before that they had a fight, chuuya hits dazai for his carelessness. later this repeats in the future, but only so dazai wakes up and the antidote works. chuuya was the only one who knew dazai was still alive, so he trusted him and used corruption

fun fact: under corruption, chuuya is able to recognize dazai

both in the flashback and in the present, dazai stopped chuuya by touching his cheek (which wasn’t necessary) and go to hell, that’s the gayest thing in bsd

in that same scene, dazai compares himself to snow white, so chuuya is the prince charming who saves the princess

after defeating the dragon, chuuya is lying on dazai’s lap. dazai, in turn, is holding his head with his hand

btw, chuuya also promised to kill dazai, but what happens in the end?? of course he comes to help him. my dear gays, where did all your hatred for each other go?