A runaway trolley is heading down the tracks toward five anime versions of Beethoven. You are standing next to a lever that can divert the trolley onto a different track that only has the Classicaloid version of Beethoven on it. If you divert the trolley onto the other track, this one Beethoven will die, but the other five Beethovens will be saved.

You are also Schubert from Classicaloid.

Do you let the trolley run its course, hoping this near-death experience will lead to Classicaloid Beethoven rethinking his life and the way he treated you, or do you pull the lever, save the 5 Beethovens and see if Sidstory Beethoven and Schubert are looking for a third-but-really-not-third?

Beethoven recipts under cut

Bada: Yeah, you nephewfucker!

Context on bruckner under readmore

Left: Dr. Deen Larsen, founder of the Franz-Schubert-Institut (1943~2018)

I'm Going Through It right now which means another low effort CL meme