#clarkxbruce

Okay, imagine this. Manosphere podcasts start talking about Bruce Wayne for some reason. He's the biggest alpha male they can think of; he's ripped, he's rich, he's constantly surrounded by hoards of women. He's their king, they can't get enough of him.

And then...

A week later a story comes out that he's dating Daily Planet reporter Clark Kent. What are they going to say? They can't say anything, backpedalling makes you look dumb.

Tony: My Steve has America’s ass!

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As a reminder, it's an AU where Clark is a deminer and Bruce a sniper, during the Iraq War.

But if Clark bottoms... What in the actual fuck.

Yes after many partners Bruce would probably dominate more with his personality but like... He could just be a power bottom.

You do know that Clark is indestructible... Which means his ass is too... How tight would that be? Fucking tight, right? So tight it's like slipping your dick into a nice little toothpaste hole... Impossible and if made possible... Painful. It would be like a python tried to give you a hug until you stop resisting or die but down there. That tight.

Bruce could definitely take some super alien dick.......

Porque no puedo sacarme de la cabeza "Gotas de lluvia sobre mi cabeza" de Clumsykitty. <333

you were always on my mind It wasn’t that Clark loved Bruce less, or admired him less, or had stopped being able to see all the things that had made him fall in love with Bruce in the first place. He just … didn’t want to be around him at the moment, found himself wondering what else Bruce would say to get his point across, what else he’d do to make sure Clark kept his distance. 

drunk with the great starry void  Comic canon: Clark can hear and identify Bruce's heartbeat from anywhere on EarthWhat if DCEU movieverse Clark heard Bruce's heartbeat before they've even met?

baby i’m yours Bruce likes to wear clark’s shirts and sweaters that are a size too big on him. Clark gets a thrill out of if.

profanity, mr. kent why is clark late this time?

command me to be well Cheating death has consequences. Or the one where Supes comes back a little broken, Bruce involuntarily adopts a bunch of superpowered individuals, and alien invasions bring people closer together. silver-blue clark goes into a kryptonian heat.