Aug 22, 2025
against all odds, ultraman (superman 2025) has bewitched me... so dumb he's almost catatonic. all he knows is punch good, turn on light switches, and die. yes he's basically a nothing character but he's MY nothing character
#superman#superman 2025#ultraman#superman 2025 ultraman#superman 2025 fanart#listen did anybody else get genuinely attached to this guy only to realize that nobody considers him a person#<- *nobody in-movie#yes he was so easy to control that luthorcorp essentially makes him do everything via video game commands#and for the entire movie he's unequivocally on the bad guy side#but he's not JUST a mindless drone!#(as shown by david corenswet voicing the hammer of boravia) he's capable of speech!#of thinking for himself when he's the only one to hear eve making noise in the server room!#he's a failed clone of superman but he's still ALIVE. he's just as human as superman claims to be.#and because he's considered unintelligent by so many people he's treated as a prop. a tool.#SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP#anyways ignore this. my POINT is. au where he deprograms and follows clark around at his job all day#and clark has to make increasingly convoluted excuses for his winter soldier-esque twin that won't leave him alone#comedy of errors/office tv show style#clark: uhhhhh this is my. long lost twin. he's uh. a veteran. and also won't leave me alone#jimmy: hey doesn't your twin kinda look like superman#clark:
