#clairtygrace

[11:10:47 PM] Jess: I MADE

[11:10:49 PM] Jess: AN ALASTAIR

[11:10:49 PM] Jess: AND

[11:10:52 PM] Jess: A CAROLINE

[11:10:53 PM] Jess: XD

[11:11:21 PM] Phoe: YAY

[11:11:25 PM] Phoe: CAN I SHIP THEM

[11:12:51 PM] Jess: Phoe - you.. wanna ship alastair and caroline?

[11:13:42 PM] Samophie: wait wat.

[11:13:45 PM] Phoe: I don't know, this is NBL

[11:14:15 PM] Phoe: but could you imagine. Caroline would have none of his shit, either. and she'd see good in him.

[11:14:41 PM] Samophie: ...

[11:14:57 PM] Jess: that's a crackship made in crackheaven, lol

[11:15:06 PM] Kayla: wat

[11:15:10 PM] Jess: IF WE SHIP HER WITH KLAUS IT'S NOT THAT FAR OFF TO GO TO ALASTAIR

[11:15:26 PM] Kayla: WAT

[11:15:47 PM] Phoe: SERIOOUSLY. ALAISTAIR COULD BE SEXY. IF HE WASN'T CREEPY.

[11:15:53 PM] Jess: LOLOLOL

[11:15:57 PM] Jess: i'm laughing way too hard at this

[11:16:04 PM] Jess: my brain is brokededededd

[11:16:14 PM] Samophie: is this real life?

[11:16:25 PM] Phoe: because you know, there's a type. it's not that far from, like, matt to tyler to klaos to Alistair. i culd make this work.

[11:16:39 PM] Jess: hahahahahah

[11:16:40 PM] Jess: omg phoe

[11:16:44 PM] Malice: WITH AN A

[11:16:45 PM] Jess: LOOK AT HER PROGRESSION

[11:16:48 PM] Malice: WITH AN "A"

[11:16:55 PM] Jess: MATT WAS LIKE SWEET AND NORMAL BOY NEXT DOOR

[11:16:59 PM] Jess: THEN TYLER THE WEREWOLF

[11:17:01 PM] Jess: THEN KLAUS

[11:17:04 PM] Jess: THEN FUCKING ALASTAIR

[11:17:07 PM] Samophie: Matt doesn't get enough love.

[11:17:12 PM] Jess: CAROLINE, LOOK ATY OUR LIFE, LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES

[11:17:39 PM] Jess: Samophie - I agree. I love Matt. He copes so well for being just a dude.

[11:19:25 PM] Phoe: okay? it's like she datted the high school quarterback, and then. Tyler's alo a football player, but he has some anger issues, nbd, right? it doesn't work out because reasons, so then there's Klaus who has anger issues- she can handle that- and also a need not to be alone. a need so intense he killed his family and made them live in fear of him. that's not really going to work, so then comes alistair. he has anger issues and he likes torturing people for the sake of it, but if Tyler and Klaus have good in them, alastair must, right?

[11:19:50 PM] Jess: ffs phoe

[11:19:53 PM | Edited 11:20:13 PM] Phoe: it works. I will ship this now. good day.

[11:20:04 PM] Jess: you just built that ship in liek record time

[11:20:50 PM] Phoe: it's a talent.

[11:22:56 PM] Kailyn: ...I can't. Guys. wat

[11:23:04 PM] Kailyn: I LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR TEN MINUTES

[11:23:24 PM] Malice: You know it's better not to leave

[11:23:25 PM] Kailyn: AND NOW CARASTAIR IS A THING.

[11:23:26 PM] Phoe: IT WASN'T ME

[11:23:27 PM] Malice: Left to our own devices...

[11:23:55 PM] Phoe: Carastair actually sounds like the name of a physical ship