#cklb

FUCK YES!!!! IN YOUR SHITTY SMUG FACE CHEF BOBBY, CHEF STEW'S PAYIN RENT TONIGHT

I’m watching season 8 ep 8 of cutthroat kitchen and one contestant is like I GOTTA WIN BECAUSE IM BROKE!! MY RENTS LATE!!!! I GOT HOLES IN MY SOCKS!!!! It’s the last round and I’m at the edge of my seat bc I’m rooting for him and the other guy is infuriatingly smug and annoying PLEASE let stew win

kdkdkdkf alton goes like 'listen up' & one of the contestants is just 'no. no. NO.'

OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT CK FIC USES A TITANIC SABOTAGE AND I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST MADE UP FOR THE FIC BUT IN S13E5 THERES THE FUCKING TITANIC SABOTAGE

I love this contestant. "I'M AFRAID TO LOOK IN THE OVEN..! And it's perfect :)"

when you’re watchin cutthroat kitchen and the judge goes like “oh man, lookin forward to this” and you’re like... Oh Boy.......

Episode 4 of cutthroat kitchen is so oddly wholesome, everyone’s competitive but not malicious, they’re realistic, nobody’s actually overly rude or mean, they’re just here to have a good time and sabotage each other

[person on cutthroat kitchen who couldn't make a proper dish voice] it's deconstructed