#cjstarter

"The truth is, I've always wanted to be a superhero. I think a part of everyone does but like, imagine being able to kick people's ass and getting positive recognition for it. Sure, the same thing could be said about professional fighters but they have to wait until their next fight, they're not out there just fightin' crime and shit. They're badass but they're not badass, yunno?"

"I tried explainin' to someone in my therapy group that I am, in fact, not a stud." she wasn't insulted, quite the opposite. She was honored by the title. "I don't quite fall into that category because I'm not actually a lesbian. I still like dudes, just not a lot of 'em." she paused for a second. "Then she asked if I was just a transman instead and that opened up an entirely different conversation and nobody could get anything back on track after that." all in all, felt like a pretty good meeting to her.

Oh well, no matter. She could just marry someone for a year, divorce them and cause a bigger uproar if she was lucky. That'd get them off her back. "Listen if you say yes, I'll pay you. I'll feed you. Hell, you can name the price just say yes."

"Do I have to remind you that he not only cheated on you, but posted the motherfucker on his social media like he was right? Stand up." she said the words harshly and then paused. "Was that believable? Did I sound angry enough?"

I think I'm slowly going insane.