#civstarter

Would freezing the pipes in someone's house count as slow and righteous revenge? I mean, it took them a while to realize their entire plumbing system was the fucked up.

God, it's been so boring around here. I kind of wish a fight would go down.

I think I chewed too much cinnamon gum and burned my mouth. That's possible right? Because it's a bit agitated and when I drink water, it kind of stings a bit. 

Have you ever wondered what the inside of your esophagus looks like? Because I can now describe it to you in great detail.

My first day back onto my feet and I was greeted by a rainy day. Glad to be back.

Why do people just assume I'm an asshole as soon as they meet me?

Sometimes I wish I could just live inside a mirror. Maybe it would be more positive and safe. 

Whitening trays are the worst.