#citizennarnia

“Greetings Golden Age Orson Welles with Maybelline enhanced eyelashes, drink deeply of this shimmering golden bowl. It shall help your wings sprout eyes and your face sprout a Lion!!! It shall help you grow strong enough to liberate yourself from your earthly trappings! You can achieve greater success than Citizen Kane! Just look at me…I was once locked in a wardrobe and had to hang out with these annoying ass English kids and help them out. There was a witch and it was always cold and shit. Look at me now (No C-Brown)…I’m such a baller heavenly soup chef. And I’m just not showing off right now ..If I wanted to I could hold over 9000 bowls in one hand. Wouldn’t you fancy such power??”