May 31, 2022
For those of you who have known me for a while, if y’all want an attack of Feeling Old:
Citizenkid is now officially a teenager.
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For those of you who have known me for a while, if y’all want an attack of Feeling Old:
Citizenkid is now officially a teenager.
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i gave the kids lava lamps for hannukah and otomatones for christmas and i have no regrets
oh OUCH
so citizenkid, nearly a teenager, took the opportunity of getting a new(er) dresser to clear out some clothes she doesn’t wear anymore, including a tee-shirt from her uncle’s old band, which were touring all of 10 years ago
asked if she was sure she didn’t want it, she glared and managed a nearly pitch-perfect “DAD, that shirt is like.......no one wears that kind of thing anymore!!!”
(this is also a person who resents the entire concept of fashion)
citizenkid, a middle schooler, just said “begone, thot” to her little brother
i tried to explain, once he went to bed and i stopped laughing
eta she also wants a petition that 2 + 2 does not equal 4
i have to decide between 5 or 22
look i’m STILL mad that the pants i ordered for my not-yet-12-year-old daughter had FAKE pockets
it’s bad enough having no pockets but what the hell
she’s mad too
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After reading my email over my shoulder, Citizenkid scowled and challenged me to not say or write any bad words today:
-- Oh...heckamadoodles!
-- MOM that’s a BAD WORD.
Citizenkid has a joke for you:
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance party?
Because he didn’t really like dancing. Also it was after bedtime and his parents were super strict about bedtime.
oh god i think my son is making pretend maps with numbers in them that add up to 270