#circuit overload

     Why...  Why does this keep happening...?

     “Seems like there’s no shortage of excitement today.  Are things always this lively around here?”

     Summer’s here, yet again, and it’s somehow even more ridiculous than the last.  Good grief... Las Vegas, huh?  Well, at least there’s nothing here in Sin City that could tempt m-

     Salutations, one and all!  It’s that wonderful time of the year again where my corporate overlords force me to shill some hackneyed merchandising tie in!  What useless piece of crap with a Fate coat of paint on it will it be today?

     Why it’s the Heaven’s Feel lingerie collection, brought to you by the fine(?) people at Super Groupies!  Can we make anything more tone deaf than overpriced nightwear for a story focused on a sexual abuse victim?  Who knows, but we can certainly try!

     Speaking of which, why not try the Matou Sakura set on for size?  Certainly no horrifying moral implications to any of this!  Each piece comes fitted with a tiny replica of her trademark ribbon, so while you’re trying to get your rocks off, you can be constantly reminded of the only thing she has to remember her severed link to her family by!

     But if that’s not your speed, why not try the Tohsaka Rin set?  If you’re in the market for an impractical amount of lace, then look no further!  Who needs a reproduction of the actual camisole she wore or anything that might relate to her personality when you can go with black, red, and sex appeal?

     Last, but certainly not least, we have the Saber set!  Yes, when I think of the woman I love, nothing turns me on more than an awkward facsimile of her dress transplanted onto a set of bra and panties!  Nevermind the extreme awkwardness inherent to white undergarments or the charming and elegant negligee she actually wore!  What you want in the bedroom is the equivalent of a bad Halloween costume!