#cinerescentlights

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7 facts about my childhood 

(all of these could be injuries but theyre not gonna be) 

i successfully faked being able to read for all of first grade (also called standard one, it depended on who you asked. south african dialects, man) 

i used to pronounce “also” like “all sol” 

i once jumped from the top of a 3m high stair case without injury

i tried it again and  twisted my ankle 

one of my really bad asthma attacks led to an emergency room sitch and i blamed the doctor who saved my life for the asthma attack for YEARS even tho he was a family friend uwu

i once hypotised my sister to think she was a duck (this was by accident) and  she jumped into a pool with all her clothes on

im sick. i hugged u thru the interwebs. u r sick now.

(u were on hiatus when i got sick tho) 

why would u want a kids menu

pubs in the west of ireland give portions the same size as my chest ok 

/rubs ur tummy/ fEeL bEtTeR