Inscryptober 2 week! Cinema!
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I enjoy cinemaAUs(?), because it is simply "no one dies, everyone's happy". Actually it's really interesting to think about a movie about your favorite game/anime and etc.

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Inscryptober 2 week! Cinema!
Lights! Camera! Action!
I enjoy cinemaAUs(?), because it is simply "no one dies, everyone's happy". Actually it's really interesting to think about a movie about your favorite game/anime and etc.

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Prompt: Dias De Muertos
Honestly the relevancy of the prompt comes far to late in the story but itâs there, kinda. But hey itâs there.
MASQUERADES
(CinemaAU)
Sometimes all she needed was to take a breather. A single moment. One pause.
Breathe in.
To collect her thoughts and emotions. To steady her bearings.
To state in a repetitive loop all the reasons why punching one Niklaus Mikaelson in the balls would be a marginally bad idea.
And breathe out.
Forgive her, but The man was infuriating. Okay?
And unashamedly so. Not a whit of genuine compunction behind that facade of âInescapable Charisma and Unadulterated Allure.â
Definitely not her words.
Nope. No sir.
These were the words of a certain Greta Martin, editor-in-chief for the first October issue of People Magazine.
With one Mega-frustrating arrogant blonde blue-eyed dimpled asshat demon going by the name Klaus slapped to the front of said issue.
And Nope if anyone asks,
No, she did not literally just shred -In a shredding machine no less, because efficiency, thank you very much- the first copy of the magazine she bought, after reading the beginning eight lines on his exclusive, recounting what a âdelightfully satisfying and marvellous experience the entire three months of shooting turned out to be.â
Ok one Black-hole sized pause right there please.
Thank you.
A single beat.
And....
The Absolute Fuck?!
Sheâs sorry. Marvellous experience?
Excuse her, but say what?
Breathe in. Breathe out.
Beg pardon but What?
Excuse her.
But Marvellous experience, as in, aggressive quotation marks scratching the air âMarvellous experienceâ is NOT how she remembers it.
The slap in the face obvious discrepancy to both their stories is definitely not blind to her.
He called 84 re-takes that lasted four whole hours for one eight minute long single-shot single-angle scene, Marvellous.
He called having ice-cold Whiteclaw thrown square on his face by a Absolutely-done-with-wild-gust-of-agitated-Blonde-Fury on the eighth day of set, Marvellous.
He called having two separate make-up artists downright quit after being unable to touch up her makeup every thirteen seconds because she ran her hand down her face in unbridled aggravation every time her eyes landed on him, Marvellous.
He called the same experience where, she had to literally rush out of a set, under the ruse of a bathroom break, Twice in the course of three months, so that she can peacefully go through the motions of a rage-fueled emotional meltdown, complete with angry frustrated tears and a relentlessly colourful diatribe, cursing every man in her life who bore even a sliver of resemblance to the stormy-blue-eyed spawn of satan that was her co-actor, Marvellous.
God. How the hell did he possibly think he could get away with this,
How did he think he was going to smooth over the transparent inconsistencies between her interviews and his, without raising at least a few confused questions from bloodthirsty intuitive fans and the Press in general.
Given how her talk-show interviews and magazine exclusives gave the steady image, that
1. Klaus Mikaelson is a dick and a half, with an overgrown ego so ginormous that even the entirety of Tinseltown is âplainly restricting of his nonpareil talent in histrionic execution.â
2. Klaus Mikaelson is an arrogant narcissistic asshole that Hast pronounc'd upon his brethren yond this day f'rth that gent shalt with ev'ry smidgen of purpose in his life striveth to be the Unrivalled Bane of Caroline Forbesâ Existence.
3. The process of Creating the undeniable tour de force Masterpiece that was â100 years of solitude.â The newest Christopher Nolan Direction and Production in theatres right now, that already has definite Academy Awards Nomination in the talks, was anything but Marvellous. She admits, It was so so gratifying and made her heart full with a sense of accomplishment and satisfaction, that left her giddy with such lighthearted contentment for days, after the phenomenal response it garnered post-premiering, Yes. But that does not capsulate how frustratingly tiresome and emotionally debilitating the entire creation process was. Hell it was downright painful at times.
4. Would she voluntarily take another movie with Klaus Mikaelson as a Co-star alongside her? You can get back to her when the sun starts to rise from the west and the answer would still be a definitive NO.
Now of course she wasnât this brazen with her claims she knows how to be cute and classy and concise.
But she definitely did not mitigate the truth of her statement, sheâs had enough training with her PR department to know what to say and how to say it but sheâs sure that nobody had been able to overlook her less than companionable remarks about Klaus.
For example
The Stephen Colbert Show:
Stephen: âSo Caroline tell us about the process, the Making of it, how everything fell into place like tiny puzzle pieces to reveal at last this grand, Grand Picture.â
âThe process? Well the process was certainly not...pretty...but after every time we finished a scene, however small or inconsequential it may have seemed to the plot, there was this immense sense of âthere-Done it. And done it well.â â
Jimmy Kimmel Live:
âKlaus Mikaelson, well my Co-star is um....eccentric at best.....â
Jimmy: âand at worst?â
âWell..... I guessâ -hellish, heinously intolerable, a cruel mean bastard- â....Unyielding...?â
The Ellen Show:
âWell Klaus was a..... demanding partner and it took Herculean efforts to meet his exacting standards, but I can understand how that paid off so well on screen. The end result when I saw it for the first time, it damn well paid off.â
Ellen: âso he is absolved of his admittedly âuphillâ personality then?â
She laughs awkwardly,
âYe-ah....No.â
followed by more laughter dissolving the painstaking grimace sheâs trying to tamper down.
Oh and the worst.
The Late Late show with James Cordon:
During the âFill Your Guts or Spill Your Gutsâ segment
James: âSo....Iâm going to give you, letâs see, Ah there, the Bird Saliva.â
Caroline: âJames!.... Damn it, you are so not making it into my good books, and....God. Thatâs just disconcerting I mean, How do they even, I donât know... collect it?â
James: âWell thereâs a whole process of harvesting it from the salivary glands andââ
Caroline: âNever mind! Nope. No need for the details, please, James, a ladyâs delicate sensibilities are at stake. And unless the question is âwhat is your social security number?â Iâm not drinking this poison.â
James: âNow Caroline you wound me, I can assure you everything on this table is edible albeit being marginally unpalatableââ
Caroline: âMarginally?!â
James: âYou should try the Cowâs tongue. Itâs delectable.â Followed by a sagely nod.
Caroline: âNow Iâm just intensely bothered. Youâve definitely lost all claim for a spot in my good books.â
James: âAh well, speaking of staying in your good graces, hereâs a question that will have you downing that Saliva in seconds.â
Caroline: âHit me.â
James: âWell then, âName Any one CO-star with whom you have worked with in the past that you would never volunteer to work with again.ââ
Pause.
And the audience descended.
âLike I said, speaking about staying in your good books.â
Amidst the raucous screams, whistles and laughter, it didnât even bother Caroline, the clarity and speed with which the name
âKlaus Mikaelsonâ flashed in the front of her mind, like a large Neon LED sign from a typical Vegas Nightlife scene.
It took her a total of three seconds to know that she was going to answer with his name because, well just look at that drink in front of her,
Sure if you bend over real low and squint in the right light it may look like a harmless Daiquiri, but a Daiquiri it was not.
No. This was Bird Freaking Saliva,
Come on, you canât possibly ask her to put that in her goddamn mouth.
Like NO.
Just no.
So sue her for protecting her taste buds that are yet to experience many more exotic flavours and textures of food from all around the world.
But then again she canât possibly outright just say âOh thatâs easy, Klaus Mikaelson.â
Thatâs exactly the kinda PR trouble she wants to stay above and definitely didnât need to be wrung out dry by her Spitfire Mistress-of-Hell Publicist Katherine Pierce for.
(Who also alternates as her BFF, occasionally, mind you.)
So she puts on a good show, dropped her head in her hands, gave a healthy long groan, looked up and gave James her best wounded Puppy Dog eyes, to which he was clearly not immune to, judging by how he looked a touch chagrined, but the game was just as much as beyond his hands as it were hers,
She looked to the audience âYou guys are so mean, itâs not even funny.â
And grumbled a bit more till everyone was laughing and pitching forward and back on their seat amused by the poor Blondeâs Dilemma.
So she looked up to the heavens as if to ask for some unknown deity for deliverance and guidance, and poised herself to drink,
Only to put the glass back down in the last second in a begrudgingly weak show of caving in, and blurted out reluctantly,
(Sheâs a glorious actor, sheâs aware.)
âYou know what, Nope. Heâs just gotta deal with it, okay?.â
Deep breath
Or was it the audience taking a deep breath and holding it in,
âItsKlausMikaelson,PleaseDontKillMe.â
Pause again.
And the auditorium transcended.
Well,
she handled that, pretty well, if she does say so herself you know.
Apparently Kat Disagrees.
Apparently She Blew It.
She blew it so hard she couldâve knocked down the third little pigâs brick house.
Ironic since she always envisioned Klaus as the Big Bad Wolf who huffs and puffs and just generally blows.
Apparently her little admission was a PR disaster.
And Kat was furious.
The two minute edited clip that encompassed the question, the reluctant grumbling and finally the confession was apparently now a viral video on all social networking platforms.
They were trending on twitter under the hashtag
#KlarolineUnrequitedLoveIsABitch.
But her admission to being generally averted on taking up Klaus as a colleague again was apparently only one half of the video,
The other half....
Well the other other half was Klaus with his personal confession.
God, it wasnât even a confession,
it was aâa Mockery, yes thatâs it, a Mockery,
Of Her, no less
Basically Hereâs the run down of the second insidious half of the video,
Klaus sitting in front of Graham Norton, in all their British glory, going live on The Graham Norton Show,
when asked about Caroline Forbes, his âpartnerâ on scene has the audacity to let out this evil little amused huff and say:
âCaroline?â Another amused huff. âWell Caroline, Christ, where do I start? Sheâs an absolutely glorious presence on set. Her energy....itâs infectious, She hits you like a blonde hurricane of sunshine and snark and youâre just left staring up at the sun thinking, âyou need to catch up mate, if you want to be half as bright and burning as her.ââ
And Caroline thinks maybe this is the feeling of your brain imploding within the confines of the skull.
TBC
Another thing I like about cinemaAUs is
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