Jul 3, 2025
oh btw did i ever tell you people that i fell victim to the accidental cat acquisition system? because i did. & i have another cat now
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oh btw did i ever tell you people that i fell victim to the accidental cat acquisition system? because i did. & i have another cat now
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imagine a comedian in the year 2035 and they're just like "i was a teenager, and i had tumblr in 2020. i had tumblr in 2020. the only kids who had tumblr in 2020 were too gay for instagram and too neurodivergent for tiktok. i was trapped in a house in the middle of a pandemic with tumblr as my connection to the outside world. tumblr. every single one of the users called it a hellsite, and we were right, but we were all too afraid of the outside world to leave it. and that's not even talking about what happened in 2021. Tumblr in 2020. Fuck," and most of the audience is tiktok or instagram users but there's one tiny sliver who had tumblr and they're just nodding along
bad news boys I’m writing a fic about the sociopolitical implications of the ending of Wicked the Musical in relation to the Wizard of Oz books and specifically the rise of Ozma from Glinda’s perspective. because what everyone wants to read is political intrigue about fairy princesses and traumatized blondes
“why do you use the label nonbinary even though even you aren’t quite sure what, if any, label fits your gender best?” the nonbeenary pun. next question
can’t stop thinking about that bee who was sentenced to death by the uk government escaping custody as the turkish government pled for its life and then after it escaped them realizing that it was actually wrongfully convicted
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having mutuals who are mutuals with each other is like when you and your friends are all walking together and holding hands and generally being a public nuisance but also having a ball
recently found out three of my friends have a secret channel on our discord called “sleep-criminals” because every time they fuck with their circadian rhythms i scold them about being sleep criminals and refuse to show them pictures of snails. I found this out because i had trouble falling asleep one night, texted the gc at 1 AM, and woke up the next morning to multiple accusations of sleep crimes and being added to a new channel.
i am going to get these idiots healthy sleep schedules if it kills me.
pronouns are so weird y'all. like hypothetically i vibe with she/her but i dont know if that's because of habit or if i just like the pretty words. he/him is okay but a little odd because i dont like the letter h. they/them is so cool and my jam but my brain doesn't like the grammar change. neopronouns vary too (love fae/faer, for example, but less a fan of ze/hir because they're too dissimilar) and here i am just tryna figure out my gender with pronouns sitting on the end of my bed watching me with wide, glassy, unblinking eyes, whispering in long-dead languages to choose me. choose me. choose me.
anyways my gender is a hypothetical