#cilvir asks

I would kill you. ✧ I would physically hurt you. ✧ I would attack you unprovoked. ✧ I would manipulate you. ✧ I dislike you. ✧ You annoy me. ✧ You scare me. ✧ You intimidate me. ✧ I hope I intimidate you. ✧ I pity you. ✧ You disgust me. ✧ I hate you. ✧ I’m indifferent toward you. ✧ I’d like to get to know you better. ✧   I’d like to spend more time with you. ✧ I’d like to be friends with you. ✧  I’m unsure what to think of you. ✧ I’m unsure how I feel about you. ✧ You are my friend. ✧ You are my best friend. ✧ You are my mentor. ✧ I look up to you. ✧ I respect you. ✧ You are my hero. ✧ You inspire me. ✧ You are my enemy. ✧ You make me happy. ✧ I want to protect you. ✧ I would fight by your side. ✧ I consider you an equal. ✧ I think you are beneath me. ✧ I think you are above me. ✧ I would lie for you. ✧ I would lie to you. ✧ I would sleep with you. ✧ I would sleep by your side. ✧ I would hug you. ✧ I would kiss you. ✧ You are family to me. ✧ I would die for you. ✧ I would kill for you. ✧ I would trust you with my life. ✧ I would trust you with my most precious belonging. ✧ I would trust you with a secret. ✧ I would trust you with my biggest / darkest secret. ✧ I love you (platonically). ✧ I love you (romantically). ✧ I would NEVER EVER EVER EVER make pancakes for you.

LKJFHK OKAY SO LIKE!!! Anyone remember that post abt Cilvir crushing on @tavvys-trolls Hiroki? Where I thought making the post would calm him down?? Where I tried to appease the beast??? Yeah that didn’t work and now he keeps yelling at stuff like “LISTEN, OKAY, YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND, I JUST THINK IT WOULD BE CUTE  AND GOOD IF I WENT TO GO SAY HI, AND THEN, YOU KNOW, CASUALLY FALL ASLEEP WITH HIM WHILE CUDDLING IN HIS LAB” And I can’t fuckin’ argue with that logic. “WHAT IF IT WAS LIKE THAT THING!!! THAT ONE THING!!! WHERE THEY KISS!!! AND HE SAYS ‘this requires further experimentation’ AND I JUST THINK YOU’RE NOT EVEN GIVING ME A CHANCE!!!” Like honey no, sweetie, he’s fleet, he bad, he wouldn’t care about you, save yourself, he would ju- “YOU’RE NOT LISTENING!!! I COULD!!! CHANGE HIS MIND!!! MAYBE!!” Cilvir go to sleep!!! Before I give in to my lack of impulse control!!

You don't have the heart to tell him he's wrong. He's so very, very, very wrong. Has he never looked at you? Is he blind and you just never knew? You're a monster. What else is there to describe you? Nearby towns are too afraid of you to get near your forest, you're a weird mix of animal and troll, you eat other trolls because there's next to no wildlife in the woods you have the heart to kill, and you have voices in your head that tell you that everyone hates you. Textbook monster.

Oh honey. Oh honey, no. It's a good thing asks aren't canon, otherwise you'd probably be in real trouble for once. Not like any of the other Tyrians that have come after you actually killed you either, but they usually put up a real good fight. The real problem is that you would never want to hurt Chow. Either way, this will be an interesting encounter.

Uh.. Doggos and Kitties he can hunt and cuddle with and FIGHT. He has a lot of fun!

“Noo!! Whatt’‘z yursoaa??”

You fall to the ground giggling. You can't go on. You're finished.