#cilvir ask

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"Pzztt...... PZZTT!! Whizkeyy!! Whizkeyy,, whatt''z a Chaoo??"

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"AAAAAAAA OHMYGOZH ITT''Z ZO CUTEE!! ITT'Z SO CUTEE!! HEAVEN EXIZTZ AND ITT''Z FULL OF CHAOZ THEYY''RE JUZT ZO CUTEE!! LOOK LOOK LOOK THIZ ONE HAS A HATT!! LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE HATT!! OH MY GOZH II''M CRYING ITT''Z SO CUTEE!! DOEZ HUB ZTAND FOR HEAVEN BECAUZE WELCOME TO CHAO HEAVENN,, I DIED FROM HOW CUTE THEY AREE!! THIZ ONE IZ DANCING OH MY GOZHH!!"

So, uh, this blog actually focuses on rp, not specifically on Chao. What do you think about- Cilvir? Hello? Yeah, he's sobbing and watching the dancing Chao gif. I uh. I don't think numbers can describe the amount of joy you've given him. Congrats, you broke him. In like, a good way, it seems.

He is a doll!! He will give everyone cuddles for free!! He’s also a dumbass though, so don’t be surprised if he destroys your toaster because it scared him and he doesn’t want you to get hurt. KJHFKSFH I just thought of like a vine idea where he’d be looking into the camera in a weirdly aggressive stance before yelling out “YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!!” And then turn around while running but immediately slams into and knocks over a chair or something and then tumbles down and gets tangled in the chair or something. He is not a clever fellow. But he tries so hard!!! 

"II...... Uhh......"

"CHOW HAZ A MATEE?! OH I BET WEE''LL BE GREAT FRIENDZZ!! What are they likee?? Are they one of the fizh that Chow zmellz likee?? Are they nicee?? Are they funn?? I cann"t wait to meet themm!!"

You walk outside your-

"HOLY FUCK-heck- ITT''Z A PUMPKIN why iz there paper on my pumpkinn??"

Can you not interrupt your own inner m-

"ITT''Z GOT THINGIEZ ON ITT!! What are they ca-LETTERZZ!! Too bad I cann''t readd!!"

You put the note in your back pocket to ask someone about later. You then sit in front of the pumpkin, inspecting it closely to make sure its safe. That would've been the smart thing to do. What you actually did was sit next to it and put it your lap. You assumed it was safe when you caught that one friend of yours' scent on it.

"THANK YOU FRIENDD!!"

You then sink your teeth into the side of the pumpkin, biting off a chunk and eating it. This goes on for about half an hour, when the pumpkin is no more than juice slathered in your face.

[When all else seems to fail, smile for today and just love someone.]

"I NEED AN ADULT WHO CAN READ PLEAZEE!!"

Jeez. How are you alive? Oh yeah. Murder in the self defense. You are told by the mun. Again.

"THATT''Z WHAT II''VE BEEN ZAYINGG!! If we all juzt loved a little bit moree,, then no one would would have to be mean to anyonee!! Waitt,, no onee''s forced to be meann?? Then why are theyy?? I donn"t get itt,, being mean feelz zoo...... Awfull!! I hate being meann!! I donn"t think that anyone really needz to be meann.. Like Torii!! Waitt,, II''ve alwayz been confuzedd,, iz he a highbloodd,, or a mutantt?? I cann''t telll!! I waz told hee''z a Tyriann,, which izz "zimilar to my bodyy''z capabilitiezz'' or whatever that meanzz.. But back to Torii!! I donn''t think hee''z mean all the way through like he zhowzz!! I meann,, everyone haz a mazkk,, whether it be to copee with zociey or trauma or zomething elzee.. I bet if you looked pazt the hemoloyal jerkwad that he pretendz to bee,, you might a find a nicerr,, uhh...... Hemoloyalizt underneathh!! That doez remind me, I think I have a neighbor in the woodz nearbyy!! I wanna zay hii,, but firzt I think II''m gonna leave them a prezent or twoo!! They look a little ztrangee,, but who am I to judgee!!"

(Tori and Corpse (the possible neighbor) both being to @homicidalfantrolls!!!)