#cider anon

I'd like to thank you for the meal! The staff were very caring and the food was spectacular! Otherwise, I would like to ask on your implications when you said to politely recommend focusing on my work, and avoid a reliance on rumors or exaggerations. You really think I'd take my time out of my day to lie in a letter to the president of my country? To send in something so strongly stressed over, without a reliable source? Do you really not trust your own citizens? Las Nevadas rewards those who give it shit, proving their worth through extensive pay. I give you my time, respect and residence, don't give a passive aggressive response. Though, I do greatly appreciate the response and meal. Signed, Cider.

My bitchass appreciable boss, after many complaints from me, has directed me to send the president himself a letter adressing my concerns. As a loving and hardworking and definitely not underpaid gas me up employee who also does the nightshifttoomanytimesaweek extended amount of work expected,

It would be incredibly appreciated if you were to look into my boss' doings of suspected non-compliance to Las Nevadas tax laws and employee underpayment.ttt.t gplease... please Pres. Quackity hear me, i live alone here and get paid below minimum wage.

$7.39NVD/h is not okay. i live off the cheapest food available, the left over gas station items and the wilburger ranvan..

Sincerely, Cider from Gas Me Up.

addressed to cider,

i'm glad you took the time to send this letter!

though i must admit, i'm surprised this couldn’t be resolved through proper channels before reaching my desk. that said, we'll have a department head sent over to investigate your claims of tax non-compliance and wage issues. the concerns you’ve raised are to be handled by those with the time to do so.

in regards to your pay, $7.39NVD/h is certainly unacceptable— it goes against the values we uphold in las nevadas. i'll get awesamdude to review your section on the payroll and see you’ll be compensated if major adjustments are required. still, i'd politely recommend focusing on your work + avoiding a reliance on rumors or exaggerations.

las nevadas rewards those who prove their worth.

in the meantime, feel free to stop by the restaurant or the hotel for a meal, and let them know it’s on me! :]

regards,

and woah, i don’t usually meet folks on here who enjoy cider as much but it’s nice to! i’m partial to a fruity cider, we have some local ciders here that own my heart, there’s one that’s mango flavoured and it just. mmph.