#churkey

The mounds the male churkeys build turned out to have a secondary purpose: the females take them apart for nesting materials.  The nests are uncomplicated little knots of grass and twigs in which they lay four to six eggs, a bit bigger than chicken eggs and sometimes with spots or blotches on them.  With their bit done, the males just bugger off - we haven't seen any except Steve in days - and leave the hens to do all the incubating.

We have also learned that the churkeys can fly, they're just not very good at it.  One of them managed to become briefly airborne while she chased me and Kibwana away from her nest.  With the mother thus occupied, Kelleher came in from the other direction to steal the eggs.  We scrambled them.  They taste like regular eggs but somehow more so.

Anyway, please enjoy some aesthetically interesting mushrooms.

Wow. That seemed a little sudden. 😔  There are still some works saved on the wayback. Also, if anyone has copies they would like to share please dm me. 

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski Characters: Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski, Scott McCall (Teen Wolf), Lydia Martin, Erica Reyes, Vernon Boyd, Isaac Lahey, Jackson Whittemore Additional Tags: Stiles Stilinski needs therapy, Derek is (kind of) a therapist, A werewolf therapist, Who prescribes punches, Angsty Stiles needs to fight out his feelings, Derek is competent, The pack is A Pack, And also willing to throw hands with Stiles, Stiles deserves nice things, derek is a nice thing, The pack is also a nice thing, Stiles is a werewolf socialized human, Pack norms over human norms Summary:

Six years after being thrown into the fray of the supernatural world, Stiles is starting to feel estranged from the pack. Derek notices and offers a solution. Stiles doesn't want to admit that it helps. Everyone is going to fist fight Stiles because Stiles needs werewolf therapy

That... that is... my dude that is so many words, holy fucking shit. Like, I suck at maths, but now I am determined to do the maths for how many words that is. 

According to Ao3, these are all the lengths: 

Abraca-Fuck-You = 28,906 Captain’s Log = 42,594 Darkness Inside = 51,974 It’s Happening = 61,367 Beauty and the Not so Beast = 64,487 Thumper = 58,339 Potato Man = 53,977 Waiting = 81,015 Twilight = 196,127 Espresso = 68,366 Quickest Way to a Man’s Heart = 54,167

So going with that, times whatever amount you’ve read them that is recorded above, you have read 5,402,196 words from me. 

That. That is. Dude, that’s insane. That’s so many of the words, holy crap. Twilight rereads alone were 2.5 Million words. DUDE! That is so many of my words! 

First of all: thank you. So much. That’s super nice of you to say. Like, compliments on my characterization and the banter are always my fave, so... THANKS!

Honestly, no one I know IRL would be surprised at me being that banter bitch. I love it, but also I’m just Like That (TM). Like, Stiles is a more ramble-y version of me, usually. I have a million references ready to go, that I usually hold back during office hours because no one will get the joke (or they think I’m annoying AF). And then it all pours out in the writing process. Because Stiles would be that person. 

Also, the mean(ish)? Definitely me and a group of my close friends (and the bff too, let’s be real). I regularly get shit for being in my thirties (and so does the 37 year old) while I call them babies for being only 24 & 26. We give each other So. Much. Shit. Loving assholery is kind of where I live - balanced out with moments of legit sappy caring for each other, and being good listeners and being supportive. But mostly? Loving assholes. Maybe it’s because most of my closest friends/people I hang with outside of work are dudes and they’re not great with the sappy most of the time? So we’re assholes to show how much we love each other. 

And in the great tradition of living vicariously through characters... That’s exactly what Stiles and Derek usually end up being like. Because I can’t see them staring lovingly into each other’s eyes for hours on end. I’m sure that could be cute, but their sass just cannot be contained ;)

(And neither can mine)

i think it’s okay to abandon it. as long as you have the paperwork saying that the copyrights are yours, the actual credit isn’t that important unless you don’t want to be affiliated with them.

I’m not sure about the legal issues. I don;t really care.I am not sure who listens to the very end of the closing credits anyway, or has even heard of DSP (or how much longer DSP can last). If it’s a potential legal issue, then I need to deal with it. But as long as ACX gets around to changing the text to remove them, then I am okay with it.