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So……hear me out……Imagine if Niko was doing another one of his videos of bothering people and you happen to be there but you actually think that he’s very funny and you’re not bothered at all, actually you even do jokes about him to.
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Mic Checks and Heart Skips - Niko Omilana
Summary: You, Niko, and a flirty/awkward banter. AKA the beginning of the most unserious love story ever told.
Pairing: Niko x Reader
Genre: Fluff
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You didn't expect anything out of the ordinary today. Just a casual walk through central London, iced coffee in hand, headphones in, minding your business until you notice the sudden shift in the air.
Laughter, chaos and a camera pointed in your general direction.
You squinted.
No way
Tall, lanky, and loud. Wearing sunglasses like he's dodging the feds and holding a mic like it's the most powerful weapon on Earth.
Yep, it's him.
Niko Omilana
He's currently mid-rant, standing in the middle of the street with his cameraman filming as he interrogates some poor tourist about their loyalty to the NDL. The tourist looks confused. You look amused. You don't stop walking, but as you pass, you catch Niko's eye.
He freezes.
Then points directly at you, dramatic as ever.
"YOU! Stranger! Suspiciously calm individual. Stop right there, I need answers. Immediate answers" Niko yelled embarrassingly, almost across the street.
"To what?" You said as you paused walking, remove your headphones slowly like you're in a western stand-off.
"To why you're walking around like you haven't committed war crimes against the Niko Defence League" Niko said with all seriousness in his face.
"I'm sorry, the what?" You said as you blinked at him confused.
"So you're admitting you're not a member, incredible. Do you know this is treason?" Niko said as he scoffed.
"Treason's a strong word" You said as you took a sip in your drink.
"But not as strong as that cologne you've got on. What? You trying to gaslight the pigeons?" You asked with a small smirk.
The cameraman wheezes. Niko blinks, caught off guard by the clapback.
"Okay wow, you think you're funny yeah?" Niko asked.
"Funnier than you? Debatable but I didn't need to make a political campaign to get attention" You said as you flash a grin.
"Okay, that's crazy. Cause that campaign changed lives" Niko said as he puts a hand to his chest.
"For real? Whose? Yours?" You teased.
"Touché, touché. She's good. Get her face, this is my new rival" Niko said as he looked away dramatically though a small smile forming in his lips.
"Thanks, I accept the position" You said as you did a little mock bow.
"Alright then, street interview. Serious question, how many chickens do you think it would take to kill an elephant?" Niko asked while he stands besides you, mic back up.
"Are the chickens trained?" You asked with a squint.
"You're asking the real questions" Niko said after he made a long awkward paused, surprised.
"I need context. Are they just chickens or like... elite, Kung Fu Panda chickens?" You asked.
"I'm scared of you" Niko said as he actually laughed. Turning to the camera real quick.
"As you should be" You said with a smirk.
"Now I have a question for you" You added.
"Oh?" Niko responded as he lifted a brow.
"If you're so tall, why are your jokes so short?" You asked, with a dramatic thinking face for threatics.
"WOAH" Niko said as he turned to the camera as if asking for back up.
"The DISRESPECT, she's insane. I'm under attack" Niko said dramatically.
You snort and take another sip of your drink, pleased with yourself.
"I think I've found my match" Niko says to no one in particular, shaking his head.
"Guys, pack it up. Video's over, I've been out-trolled" Niko said.
Then he looks at you again, a bit more curious this time.
"You're not bothered by any of this, are you?" Niko asked.
"Not even slightly" You said with a smug look.
"I've been yelling at people all day and you're the only one who hasn't either run away or told me to shut up" Niko said while letting out a smile.
"What can I say? I enjoy a bit of chaos" You said with a grin.
"You're actually cool, what's your name?" Niko said as he smiles but less performative this time, more genuine.
"Y/N" You said.
He repeats it into the mic like it's some prophetic revelation.
"You hear that, everyone? That's the name of my future nemesis-slash-best-friend-slash–possibly wife?" Niko said to the camera with a teasing grin.
"Already planning the wedding?" You said as you raised a brow.
"Of course, it's gonna be in a Tesco aisle. Very intimate, the bring your own meal deal" Niko said.
You laugh, hard this time, and he looks proud of himself for pulling that reaction from you.
Then, as if remembering something, he holds out his phone.
"Listen, normally I'd just walk away after annoying someone and call it a day but you might be the highlight of my day. You wanna drop your Insta or something?" Niko said, shooting his shot.
You eye the phone, then him.
"Hm" You said, pretending to consider.
"What do I get in return?" You asked, amused and definitely interested.
"A lifetime of bad jokes and public embarrassment?" Niko said but more of an unsure answer.
"Tempting..." You said.
"And I'll let you interview me next time" Niko added.
"Deal" You said with a smile.
You put your @ into his phone, and he watches carefully like he's just unlocked a cheat code.
"DON'T FALL IN LOVE WITH ME!" Niko yelled as you turned to leave.
"Bit late for that, innit?" You said as you made a glance back over your shoulder.
The camera jerks to Niko's face as his jaw drops in slow motion. He points at the camera, speechless, grinning ear to ear.
"CUT THE CAMERAS GEORGE, I'M IN LOVE" Niko said, covering the camera with his hands while Georges laughed at him.
BONUS - Because I love you lots
You're scrolling through Instagram, minding your business, when a notification pops up.
@niko: Sent you a message.
Curious, you decided to open it.
And immediately burst out laughing.
He's sent a meme, it's not even a good one. It's one of those cursed low-resolution screenshots with a blurry minion and Comic Sans font that says,
"Are you French? Because Eiffel for you" Don't block me, I swear that's just the opener. I've got worse
Already regretting giving you my @ ngl
Nah come on, admit it, you smiled and that was at LEAST a 4.7/10
Then, before you can type another reply, he's already calling you. FaceTime, a bold move.
You pick up, and Niko's face pops up, lit with pure smugness.
"Look who it is!" Niko said, looking all pleased with himself.
"Fell for the minion charm, didn't you?" Niko asked with a smug grin.
"Not even slightly but I'm impressed with your confidence" You said as you rolled your eyes.
"That's all I've got going for me, honestly" Niko said as he grins.
Suddenly, another voice cuts in from the background. George, lounging behind Niko on the sofa, clearly eavesdropping and chewing a biscuit.
"Bro, you slid in with a minion meme?" George said, trying not to judge with his tone but his face definitely did.
"Yeah, and guess what George? It worked, so watch your tone" Niko said as he spins the camera around.
George stares at the screen, squints at you, then back at Niko.
"Nah, I refuse to believe this is real. You actually used Eiffel for you? That's grounds for jail time" George said.
"It was strategic!" Niko said as he tries and fails to defend himself.
"Strategically embarrassing, I'm telling the group chat" George said with a snort.
You laughed and Niko swings the camera back to himself, looking betrayed.
"Okay, no. You're supposed to be on my side" Niko said looking at George.
"I would be, if your game wasn't from 2012" George said as he shrugs.
"You know what" Niko says to you, straight-faced.
"He's just mad he didn't think of it first" Niko said.
"Yeah, real gutted I didn't send a Minion" George mutters.
"Absolute heartbreak" George added, mockingly.
"Honestly, I'm just impressed you committed. That's the real win" You said with a smile, shaking your head.
"So you admit it. I won" Niko said as he perks up.
"Don't get ahead of yourself, tesco boy" You said as you raised a brow.
"TESCO BOY?! Yeah, you're finished. You've already lost" George said as he nearly chokes laughing in the background.
"Alright, both of you are haters" Niko said after he huffs.
"I'm muting this chat" Niko muttered.
You heard George cackling in the background as Niko dramatically ends the call but not before he sends another message.
Next time I see you, I'm bringing backup, I refuse to be bullied alone again Also, what's your stance on Tesco aisle weddings? Asking for a friend (me)
- end -
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