Hey, all! This is a gift for both @felicityremarkablesmoak and @jewishsuperfam because I figure why the hell not. Arrow/Chuck fusion set on Hannukah because I can. 1700 words, rated PG. And yes, Iris is totally Captain Awesome.Â
âFelicity!â Barryâs voice floated down the hallway of their shared apartment, sounding more amused than annoyed. âYouâve got less than two minutes to get in here or weâre lighting the Shamash without you.â
Since the words werenât code and therefore her brain filtered them as Not Important, Felicity ignored them. Until the meaning struck home. She shoved away from her keyboard. âWait, what was that?â she called back through her door, scrambling a little. She poked her head out.
Barryâs amusement only rose. âI called you like eight times.â
âDid you? I was working onâwell, never mind what it was.â She didnât, Felicity realized, particularly feel like explaining or confessing the digital sins sheâd committed over the past couple of days. A little chipping away at the firewall around the Buy More main servers wouldnât hurt anybody. And it wasnât like theyâd even notice. Hell, sheâd cleaned up the joint a little, so she was doing them a favor. But she shoved all of that aside now and scurried, dropping to her knees to pull out the shopping bag sheâd stuck under her bed after her shift last week. âDonât you dare light that candle without me, I mean it, Barold.â
âThatâs still not my name, no matter how many times you use it!â She heard him laughing down the hallway. âHurry up!â
âItâs fine if weâre, like, one minute late,â Felicity heard Iris say.
âNope, she insisted I download this app for this specific purpose and Iâve been assured by every review that itâs accurate. At 4:37 and thirty-six seconds, the candle gets lit. Forty-five seconds, Felicity!â
âIâm coming, Iâm coming.â She made a half-hearted attempt to fix her hair, as sheâd been subconsciously fiddling with her ponytail while coding, as she trotted down the hallway. Barry and Iris had already gathered at the front window, where Barryâs old battered menorah had been set up. Heâd picked bright red candles this year to match his customary lightning hoodie, which was nowhere to be seen.
âYouâre not ready either,â Felicity said, as Barry was still pulling on his kippah. âI donât see why youâre giving me such a hard time.â
âBecause itâs fun,â Barry said.
Iris pulled Felicity into a hug. âHappy Hannukah. Donât worry, I wouldnât have let him start without you.â
âWouldâve served you right, though,â Barry said, giving Felicity a hug, too. His phone dinged. âAnd there it is: sunset. My turn to go first this year?â
Felicity gestured at him to have at it, standing back with her hands folded in front of her as the Shamash was lit. Though she and her mother rarely sang the prayer, the Allens had apparently insisted on it, so she sang along as first the center candle and then the first candle were lit. She watched the flames flicker against the dark glass beyond, facing their courtyard, her chest aching a little. She might not get on well with her mother all the time, but every time they lit the menorah, she remembered being little and watching transfixed as Donna told her all about what the candles meant.
Barry took a step back once heâd lit the candle and surveyed his handiwork. âIt always looks a little lonely out there by itself,â he said, setting the matches on the ledge by the menorah. He wrapped an arm around Irisâs shoulders. âOf course, by the eighth night, itâs a fire hazard soâŚâ
âThat was one time,â Felicity said. âAnd your dorm room was completely fine.â
Barry grinned at her to take the sting out of his joke.
âAnd besides, I plan to steer well clear of it anyway,â Felicity said. âIâve already had, like, three close calls with fire today. Curtis tried to put all of the Buy More Christmas trees on the same circuit, exactly the same as he did last year. This time we didnât have to call the fire department because Walter anticipated him and flipped all the breakers, which set all the registers offline and they called the Nerd Herd to help out. Oy.â
Iris gave her an amused look. âAny time you want to escape that place and come work with me at the paper, just let me know. I will totally get our current IT dude fired.â
âThanks,â Felicity said, like she always did.
In truth, she didnât know why she didnât take Iris up on the offer. Well, besides guilt. She didnât want somebody to get fired because of her, for one thing. And really, the Buy More might be annoying and occasionally fraught with fire hazards, but it had become comfortable and home, just like Barry and Irisâs apartment had. âIâll just stay for a little while, while I get back on my feet,â Felicity had said.
Five years after MIT, here she still was. But Barry and Iris repeatedly told her they loved having her around and some days, Felicity could almost believe them.
They moved away from the windowsill now, Felicity collecting up the shopping bag. âWhat time are the others getting here?â
âCisco gets off at six and heâs the last one, so I think weâll eat around seven,â Iris said. âLinda sent me a recipe for healthier latkes, but they looked disgusting, so if anybody asks I didnât see the email. My phone must be broken or something.â
âGot it,â Barry said, shooting finger guns at his girlfriend as he hopped the counter to grab beers from the fridge. âThough whatâll we say when she asks why Felicity hasnât fixed your phone yet?â
âLie,â Iris said, and Barry and Felicity laughed.
They sat on the living room floor like children rather than the mid-twenty-somethings theyâd become. Irisâs full time job at the paper didnât pay much, and Felicityâs work at the Buy More barely meant she was able to make the rent she insisted on paying herself, so theyâd agreed early on to set a price capâwhich of course all three of them ignored. In Felicityâs defense, she had a really nice discount at the Buy More. It was easy to ignore the way her credit card had smoked a little buying the foot spa for Iris when Iris hugged it to her chest in glee now. And Barry immediately insisted on dueling against her in the karaoke game sheâd programmed for himâuntil Iris roped both of them into helping her with dinner.
The menorah still burned brightly a few hours later when their friendsâwell, Barry and Irisâs friends, but Felicity liked them well enoughâpiled in for latkes and donuts. They played dreidl, but only after Cisco insisted on looking up the official rules (âHa, like youâll get anybody to agree on something like âofficial,ââ Barry had said) before the gelt was brought in, on account that Barry had spent at least two years in college scamming all of his friends out of their chocolate. By the time they played poker with their chocolate winnings, Felicity was feeling a little overfull from the greasy food and the beer, and sheâd laughed more than she had in over a month.
It was times like these that she could forget she was a college dropout working a dead-end job, all because her roommate had once betrayed her.
Their friends trickled out, as everybody had to work the next day, toting Tupperware containers of leftover food at Irisâs insistence. Felicity promised Linda that she would indeed fix Irisâs phoneâsharing an amused look with her friend as she did soâand waved the last of them off with a yawn.
âWeâll clean up,â Barry said as Felicity headed to the kitchen.
âWhat? No, you got all the food for tonight, I thought the deal was Iâd do the dishes.â
âThey made you close and then open right in a row. Youâre dead on your feet. Go get some sleep,â Iris said, giving Felicity another hug. âWeâll get the candles before we go to bed.â
âI swear, you almost burn down a building once,â Felicity griped with a grin, but she allowed herself to be shooed away.
Night mask on, teeth brushed, she stopped by her laptop to make sure her code was still compiling safely. Sheâd left her phone in her room out of respect for the holiday, but it wasnât like she had that many emails, not when most of her friends had been with them all night for the feast.
Still, a single email made her blink. Sheâd forgotten she even had that account, as it mostly just gathered spam that it auto-filtered away. Puzzled, she clicked the icon on her computer and brought it up.
Felicityâs entire body went cold for a second. She hadnât heard from Sara in five yearsâand the woman was reaching out now? To wish her a Happy Hannukah? After the number of times sheâd been lectured about how âNo, itâs not Jewish Christmas, itâs just a minor holiday that got, like, promoted because itâs around Christmas, there are other holidays that are so much more importantâ so many times?
And, oh, right, after sheâd stabbed Felicity in the back and had gotten her kicked out of college and had derailed her whole life?
Curiosity made Felicity click the email before she could think better of it. The body of the email was so perfectly, typically Sara that Felicity almost smiled and rolled her eyes before she remembered the aforementioned backstabbing.
Two candles away on a little, glitchy gif of a menorah in the email. Sara hadnât bothered with salutations or farewells, simply typing âremember this? :)â And attached was a file: sara_and_felicitys_awesome_adventure.zrk.
âOh my god,â Felicity said, blinking at the attachment. Sheâd thought that file was lost to the ether. Sheâd had a copy herselfâtheyâd spent so many nights programming that game, dammit, that even if she had mixed feelings about Sara, she was proud of her workâbut that hard drive had been fried ages ago. Eagerly, she clicked it.
The same nostalgic feeling that had flooded her at the candle lighting hit her solidly in the chest now as the screen went black. Words scrolled across:
The Terrible Troll Raises His Sword
Sara wanted to play a game? Was this her way of apologizing? Maybe there was something else to it. Frowning, Felicity searched her memory. Had it been the elvish sword to kill the troll? No, in their version, theyâd decided on the nasty knife.
âThe knife gets you closer,â Sara had said, her bright teeth flashing in a grin. âReally lets you feel that kill, you know?â
Felicity had protestedâno way was she getting near a trollâbut in the end, Sara had won that argument. With a shrug, she typed Attack Troll with Nasty Knife and hit enter.
The screen went black.
âWell, thatâs weird,â Felicity said. Maybe the code had been broken, or Sara had done something to it. She reached for her mouse, ready to fix the problem, when a truly bizarre image flashed across her screen of a captive man whose eyelid was being forced open. What had Sara sent her? Felicity froze as the images continued to change, speeding by in a random cycle so fast that she couldnât look away. Her mind grew distant, the deluge of sheer color and pattern and sound battering against her brain, leaving her helpless to look away.
Her last thought was that something was very, very wrong with that Zork game.
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