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1. Do you remember the episode/scene/chapter that you first started shipping 5?

That’s the oldest in the list (we’re talking… oooh about 18 years ago? Blimey.), so I’m not sure. Very early on I guess. Sometime during the escape from the Death Star probably.

2. Have you ever read fanfiction about 2?

Actually no, not yet. I’d like to, but right now I’m just too focused on Avon.

3. Has a picture of 4 ever been your screen saver/profile picture/tumblr id?

No.

4. If 3 were to suddenly break up today, what would your reaction be?

WTF? They’re not breaking up. Ever.

5. Why is 1 so important?

Because OMG they’re both stubborn assholes who can’t admit their feelings or even be nice to each other and they destroy each other and apparently I like making myself suffer o.O

Also everything that involves Avon is important.

6. Is 4 a funny ship or a serious ship?

Serious.

7. Out of all your ships listed, which ship has the most chemistry?

Oh, I couldn’t say. All of them really.

8. Of all the ships, which ship has the strongest bond?

Ian and Barbara.

No, wait, Amy and Rory (“together or not at all”).

No, actually, one Time Lord chasing another through all of time and space, that requires a very strong and special bond indeed.

This is terrible, I can’t decide.

9. How many times have you read/watched 2’s fandom?

That varies. Most of the Three/Delgado stories twice, maybe three times; Four/Crispy twice; the Ainley ones about once or twice, Eight/Roberts twice, Shalka once, Ten/Simm quite a lot, Twelve/Gomez once.

So far.

I have yet to encounter the master in Big Finish, but I’m looking forward to that.

10. Which ship lasted the longest?

Given the sheer life span of the two: 2

11. How many times, if ever, has 5 broken up?

Not at all, surely? Well, I’ve read all the post-Endor novels ages ago, there was one about someone else wooing Leia, but then Han won a planet and gave it to her or something and then they married? I don’t remember. But I guess technically that means they weren’t together continuously.

I know nothing about the storyline of the new movies, but they wouldn’t dare mess up Han and Leia, would they? Omg would they?

Anyway, in my headcanon they haven’t ever broken up.

12. If the world was suddenly thrust into a zombie apocalypse, which ship would make it out alive, 1 or 3?

Another very mean question. It has to be 1 though.

Ian and Barbara are very noble people, they might sooner or later give their lives trying to save others.

Blake would maaaaybe try something like that too, but Avon sure as hell wouldn’t let him.

13. Did 4 ever have to hide their relationship for any reason?

Yes, canonically in Vampires of Venice.

14. Is 5 still together?

Yes. 

15. Is 1 canon?

If “I’ll tell you every 10 minutes how stupid you are and how fed up I am with you, but I’ll still do anything you say and save your ass from certain death” and “I’ll just sit here and chew on my fingers until you submit” count as a canon relationship…… then yes…….

16. If all five ships were put into a couple’s hunger games, which couple would win?

The one with Avon in it.

I admit I don’t actually know what the hunger games are, but from what I’ve heard I think it involves killing each other. So…

17. Has anyone ever tried to sabotage 5’s ship?

Frankly, the Falcon sabotages herself, frequently ;P (I know, I know, not ship ship…)

Well, I suppose so. Leia is in politics, and I’m sure they’ve had to deal with some sick shit. But no scheme has ever been successful of course!

18. Which ship(s) would you defend to death and beyond?

All of them.

19. Have you spent hours a day going through 3’s tumblr page?

Sort of. It was the “Space Museum” tag.

20. IF AN EVIL WITCH DESCENDED FROM THE SKY AND TOLD YOU THAT YOU HAD TO PICK ONE OF THE FIVE SHIPS TO BREAK UP FOREVER, WHICH SHIP WOULD YOU SINK?

*deep breath* Avon and Blake. Because seriously, how much more broken up can they get?