#chrisfunny

PREFACE FOR AN BY THE “Author of THIS EXCEPTIONALLY ECCENTRIC AND EQUALLY ON SYNC With “THE OTHER SIDE’S CLOCKWORK”=A lil Chris Farley as "Bennet Brower..THIS SUMMA...While you still have the ideal Farley body type DOUBLE DOWN, KARL.

PRE-FOOTNOTE. Bennet Brower {A CHRIS FARLEY CREATION}  had a "paternal step-cousin" whose step-uncle didn't "Leave any substantive family jewels in his will".  QUEUE Diamond DENNETT D MOTE-MODE: I’ve been told it's due to a "lack of monetary resources at the time of said CATEGORY 911 + 311 =That SHITHEAD ie my “Enstranged ‘DEAD’ UNCLE’s  inevitable and omni-celebrated death."

#IamDenton A-Z Drowser

INT. BUPHOON SALOON - NIGHT- Circa 21:11th HOUR

Denton JUST as depressed, portly, DISGRUNTLED and “holistically UNderWhelming” maybe EVEN MORE SO THAN HIS “Late, Corrigible LOONEY TUNE DEAF of a “CRUNCLE” is TRYING to Pitch his case as a “free agent” for THE “BMORE WOODIN” Kickball “SQUAD”. 

CAMERA DOES SHOT STR8 INTO DENNET’s “CHODE-Parallel-Inevitable- Evoking MUG”

DDD: Welll.....I don't "play nice with others". I don't "adhere to the lexicon of unwritten rules regarding basic human courtesy”. I don't "Get many LIKES ever!" I don't "fall within 5 standard deviations of the norm.” According to my “Maternal Grandmother”. 

I never ever  "pass go and collect 200$". I have YET to be "Accused of being bright in any setting besides perhaps Sean Hannity’s BUTTHOLE. I don't "Have the slightest clue how to Sonic". I've never "dialed up the gnar". I don't "adapt to my surroundings". I have a tough time, "Getting adjusted".  I've never "been identified of bae except in a ‘purely SARCASTIC’ way.” I've never "Gotten my D wet". According to a "Secular Humanists" I am "a perceived liability in just about every social situation.” I don't pick up on “subtle allusions” nor “NonVerbal Cues” nor “EXPLICIT DIRECTIVES”.  I've never possessed a champion's mentality. “Studies" have show that I'm "socially illiterate"

I've been told I "Mass Produce Bad vibes". I've never "chilled with my bros". I've never "slid into anyone's DMs"

DENNET STARTS “NODDING OFF” as  SWEAT “LITERALLY AND ESP METAPHORICALLY” BLINDS HIS EYES

THE “KICKBALL TEAM BROMOSAPI” exchange cash. It was all initiated via a “Deliberately clandestine proposition bet.”

WILLIAM A. ASSHE: Oh’ Denton. “You are literally the worse free agent on the market ever, in the history of the world and “it’s Extremely Unlikely” that “Anyone” will “EVER Pass you in Perpetuity via this “unique and equally infamous Unique Distinction.” 

DENNETT resumes “requisite consciousness” to “comprehend an external stimulus” after he hears, “STUNK”