#chocobromance

I share with you a list of 69 times Gladiolus Amicitia tried to flirt with Ignis Scientia plus a poem he came up with just to earn that Yes from the man.

Gladio’s pick-up line. (Fell For You)

Gladio’s pick-up line. (Good At Driving)

Gladio’s pick-up line.* (Hold Something/A Walk)

Gladio’s pick-up line.* (Why Ignis Wears Gloves)

Gladio’s pick-up line. (Like Cindy’s Boobs)

Gladio’s pick-up line. (Your Place Or Mine)

Gladio’s pick-up line. (Top of Ravatogh and Bottom of Cauthess)

Gladio’s pick-up line.* (Your Fever)

Gladio’s pick-up line.* (Start Eating My Vegetables)

Gladio’s pick-up line. (Troubles Focusing In Battle I - Swinging My Sword)

Gladio’s pick-up line. (Troubles Focusing In Battle II - Thinking Straight)

Gladio’s pick-up line. (Hammerhead)

Gladio’s pick-up line. (We Don’t Need The Stove)  

Gladio’s pick-up line.* (Somebody Stole Something Mine)

Gladio’s pick-up line.* (Down On A Knee) 

Gladio’s pick-up line.* (Let Me Hold It For You) 

Gladio’s pick-up line. (Wish I Was the Road)

Gladio’s pick-up line. (Something Spicy And Hot)

Gladio’s pick-up line. (Are You An Astral)

Gladio’s pick-up line.* (You Must Be a God)

Gladio’s pick-up line. (Prompto’s Camera)

Gladio’s pick-up line. (Troubles Focusing III - Blood Of My Brian)

Gladio’s pick-up line. (Something On Your Butt)

Gladio’s pick-up line. (Priorities)

Gladio’s pick-up line.* (Museum Masterpiece)

Gladio’s pick-up line. (Unusually Hot In Here)

Gladio’s pick-up line.* (Where’s Prompto and Noctis?)

Gladio’s pick-up line. (Eyes That Summon Astrals)

Gladio’s pick-up line. (Tickets To Hell/Waking Me Up At This Hour)

Gladio’s pick-up line.* (Wish I Was That Ebony)

Gladio’s pick-up line. (Running In My Mind)

Gladio’s pick-up line. (Are You Eating That?)

Gladio’s pick-up line.  (If You Were an Animal I)

Gladio’s pick-up line.* (Not Sleeping On Your Tummy/I Know How To Make it Quietly)  

Gladio’s pick-up line. (Under the Rain)

Gladio’s pick-up line. (Something Missing/Can’t Sleep Without It)

Gladio’s pick-up line. (Not Too Fond of Bread)

Gladio’s pick-up line.* (Busy On Saturday)

Gladio’s pick-up line. (Where Is My Chocobo?)

Gladio’s pick-up line. (If I Were An Animal II)

Gladio’s pick-up line.* (I Make Things Disappear)

Gladio’s pick-up line.* (The Word of the Day)

Gladio’s pick-up line. (Where Is My Chair?)

Gladio’s pick-up line.* (A Penis And a Sword)

Gladio’s pick-up line. (Troubles Focusing In Battle IV - Eyebrows )

Gladio’s pick-up line/First Attempt of a Pick-up Poem. (Roses Are Red)

Gladio’s pick-up line.* (They Call Me Glad) 

Gladio’s pick-up line. (Not A Good Idea Having Him Here/Pirates) 

Gladio’s pick-up line. (Turn Into a Dog)

Gladio’s pick-up line. (Are You His Bodyguard?)

Gladio’s pick-up line. (Always Sneezing)

Gladio’s pick-up line. (You’ve Become a Wonderful Cook)

Gladio’s pick-up line.* (Gladio’s Reading Motivation)

Gladio’s pick-up line. (Sunflowers On A Piano)

Gladio’s pick-up line. (With All My Muscles)

Gladio’s pick-up line. (Stop Coming Up With New Recipes)

Gladio’s pick-up line.* (With My Whole Hand)  

Gladio’s pick-up line.* (I’ll Kill Everything You Love)  

Gladio’s pick-up line. (Life Is a Recipe) 

Gladio’s pick-up line. (Gladio Talks Behind Your Back) 

Gladio’s pick-up line. (Who Needs The Sun?)  

Gladio’s pick-up line. (New Pants)  

Gladio’s pick-up line. (Choose Between World Peace And Me) 

Gladio’s pick-up line.*  (Not My Imagination)

Gladio’s pick-up line.  (A Puzzling Man)

Gladio’s pick-up line. (If I Had a Gil...)

Gladio’s pick-up line. (A Shame I’m Diabetic) 

Gladio’s pick-up line.* (Your Sweet Stare) 

Gladio’s pick-up line. (69) 

Gladio’s pick-up poem.* (A Poem For Ignis)

The * marked ones are some of my personal favorites (either as themselves or for the tags).

*let's have Noct, Prompt and Gladio sleeping in their tent. Gladio in the middle*

Noctis: So I had this erotic dream where I was getting a handjob.

Prompto: Weiiird. I had the same dream.

Prompto: Hey Noct. Let's play a guessing game. Three clues. No wrong answers.

Noctis: Let's do it then.

Prompto: Okay. Your clues are: click click. Kwek kwek! Bang bang bang!

Noctis: hmph. Easy. Your favorite things. Taking pictures, chocobos and shooting guns.

Prompto: ohh almost. You got the last one wrong.

Noctis: Well then what else goes bang bang?

*college promptis comparing lengths with a ruler*

Noctis: ha! Beat ya by two centimeters. I call top.

Prompto: dude, it doesn’t work that way. We gotta get hard first then we measure.

Noctis: you wanna settle it with a coin toss instead?

Prompto: yea, I’m good with that.

Gladio: so what are your thoughts about wearing a boyfriend shirt?

Ignis: no thank you. I don’t think I’d look appealing with skin tight tank tops.

Gladio: hey, I got ones with sleeves if it’s too revealing.

Ignis: Gladio, I am not a tiny twink boyfriend you can play dress up with.  

Noctis: what’s gonna happen to the Caelum bloodline now that their king’s gay?

Ignis: well the last resorting solution for that would have to fall to adoption. If not, I’m afraid the Caelum bloodline will have to perish after you, your highness.

Noctis: eesh. That’s pretty dark coming from you. I was thinking this thing called the Omegaverse could really save our asses. 

Ignis: Prompto has fed you too much boy love fiction over the years.

Noctis: do the honor of bearing our child, Iggy!

Ignis: oh gods, Noct. I am not playing along with this. 

Prompto: okay, let’s do this 

*throws sexy dice*

Gladio: rub-eyes-seductively

Gladio: tickle-dick-on the floor

Gladio: whisper into-asshole-passionately

Prompto: REALLY?!

Nyx: How are you, baby cakes? I didn’t hurt you, did I?

Prompto: Mm..no, I’m fine.

Nyx: *pecks his nape* did you know that your sweat smells like cupcakes?

Young Prompto: I'll show that prince. I'm gonna lose weight and get all the bitches. Especially him!!

*at present*

Noctis: Got you a bitch yet?

Noctis: Hey Prompto. How about I kiss every freckle on your body?