Jun 8, 2020
And here's your latest chocobo stable reference. Chocobo chick, who has Cloud's hairstyle 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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And here's your latest chocobo stable reference. Chocobo chick, who has Cloud's hairstyle 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wtaf Square I'm dying!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙃💀👻
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There's a 3rd station chocobo stable reference couple!
First line says: you know you want some of this, babe
Chocobo stable reference in sector 5.
Giant yellow chocobo poster with the air piano poster from Tifa's room covering one corner and a hair tonic poster in the opposite corner lol
Because ykno, the devs have the best sense of humour 🤣❤️🤣❤️🤣❤️
Which version would you prefer to see happen in Remake? The suggestive scene of Cloti doing it under the Highwind, or Tifa coming out of the Chocobo stall after spending the night with Cloud?
Seeing how I've had a bunch of these, let's get into it. Properly.
Whatever possible content we get will be decided by the game's ESRB content rating.
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Currently for part one, FF7R has a T content rating.
So, now we know what's involved in a T rated game, let's break down what that list means in terms of content.
Yup, that's what we got. No actual blood seen, just weird purple jello.
Cloud fondling his materia is definitely suggestive lol not to mention the "hand job".
I mean, there's literally a sidequest where you're giving people laxatives and stuff, and you go in the men's bathroom in the Shinra building among other things.
Well, we didn't even get minimal blood, and by not including any blood it makes it easier to pass the rating while keeping other stuff that's better. Tifa's sexy outfit for one.
Chocobo Sam and the arena bets.
Yeah, they swear a lot lol
To get any kind of actual scene between Cloud and Tifa that isn't suggestive only, the game would need a higher rating of M.
So, do I think the devs would throw a dividing line between discs just for smut? No. Our rating is T, which means suggestive content only.
That being said, we definitely got the implication from Cloud’s massage, not to mention the noises he made, which wouldn't have stayed in if they weren't rating appropriate.
Applying that to Cloud and Tifa and the chocobo stable and I can see us getting a before shot, fade to black with voice overs and then after shot making it clear things happened™
Do I think it'll be a literal chocobo stable? Probably not. Depends. I mean, how would they go from under the Highwind to a stable when they should have bedrooms on board? I'd buy them being on the Highwind deck and the stable is up there too and the moment just takes them. It'd also bring a new dynamic to the scene instead of just redoing the same bit. Their view isn't obscured by the ship anymore. They're under the stars, just like during the promise.
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"How's about you and me get a room and play pin the tail feather on the chocobo?" Boiiii I think we are really getting something for real now. Too much teasing with chocobos going on. I believe y'all now.
I’m dying over all the chocobo stable references I picked up just between the start of the game and chapter 3! It’s hilarious! I mean, Cloud’s not even in the city for that long and there’s blue balled chocobo and then the 2 yellow ones in the bar and his room and then the NPCs and chocobo sam and the sidequests and it’s so funny!!
I mean, being realistic, even if we didn’t get anything and the devs are just messing with us, it’s funny af and I salute them for it! It’s really fun spotting these references and knowing what they’re talking about. It makes my gaming enjoyment go through the chocobo stable roof lol
You kids are too young for fat chocobo candy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What immediately came to my mind after reading the post on the 3 missing chocobos. Tifa = Coco, Aerith = Lolo and Jessie = Momo, LOL. I'm sure others think the same way too? Maybe just me ;-).
Errr no? Because all of the chocobo references allude to the chocobo stable, which is only Cloud and Tifa, so have nothing to do with anyone else. That's kinda the point of having so many of them in the game. Because it's such a well known scene between Cloud and Tifa and the devs know that.
I'm gonna do a master list of references in game I've spotted. So far I'm up to 13 and I'm not even halfway through a replay.
There's a lot of chocobo stable thirst in this game and it's hilarious 🤣❤️🤣❤️🤣