If we kissed:

[] This wouldn’t happen.

[] Oh disgusting.

[] Again, again.

[] Kiss you back.

[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.

[] Slap/Push you away.

[ x ] Be confused.

[] Wonder if you were sick.

If you asked me out I’d say:

[ x ] Um no.

[] I’m taken-

[] Sure.

[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

[ x ] What?

Can we cuddle?:

[] No.

[] Ew.

[] Sure.

[] YES.

[ x ] Maybe.

Sex?:

[] Let’s do it.

[] No. You can’t handle my d.

[] FUCK YES.

[ x ] No.

If we kissed:

[] This wouldn’t happen.

[] Oh disgusting.

[] Again, again.

[ x ] Kiss you back.

[ x ] Let’s take this to the bedroom.

[] Slap/Push you away.

[] Be confused.

[] Wonder if you were sick.

If you asked me out I’d say:

[] Um no.

[] I’m taken-

[ x ] Sure.

[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

[] What?

Can we cuddle?:

[] No.

[] Ew.

[ x ] Sure.

[] YES.

[] Maybe.

Sex?:

[ x ] Let’s do it.

[] No. You can’t handle my d.

[ x ] FUCK YES.

[] No.

A thought about them that they’d never share:

Being in the same room with you and Isla makes me feel uncomfortable. I wonder how Spike manages.

First impression of them:

Scary.

Favorite thing about them:

That she seems to be a good friend to the people she likes.

Least favorite thing about them:

That she seems so entirely uninterested and unapproachable.

Hopes for their future relationship:

that’s what teeth are for, the cave men didn’t use knives and forks. pick it up and mash it with your teeths.

i feel so yucky and helpless.