Big fan of when someone in FOP is like "We can't do that!" and Mr. Crocker just-
"But we don't have hall passes." -> "I'm a teacher! You're all excused!" "We're not going anywhere with you!" -> "Kids on magic tours don't have to go to school." -> "WE'RE IN!" "What's in it for me?" -> "Helping me will be your community service project, for which I will give you a B! ... If I give you an A, the schoolboard will know the fix is in.""













