#chitchatchat

i love my little cat i got mail so i emptied the box and set it down for him and hopefully he enjoys it while it’s there and he also loves playing with gum wrappers because they’re shiny but you gotta twist them so he can pick them up

i lov e when cats are cute and chirp and mew at me but also i die inside because i am fragile

you need to be able to swordfight with your nose before you can become a bassist

i literally wanted to see mad max cos of anti-fem neckbeard level dudebros and it was a treasure and from now on i will follow a neckbeard’s tears like you follow a leprechaun to the end of a rainbow or some shit

rose quartz helps me not hate my ankles

i love how people used the ‘sworn to the sword’ episode to negate pearl’s crush on rose and then ‘we need to talk’ came out like hahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

me bf fell asleep on me while i was trying to show him a picture of a dog so i sat there for about five minutes going hey!!!!!!!!!!!! look at this dog!!!! did you look at the dog yet!!!!!!!!!!