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Twelve Monkeys

1995

Knives Out – Mord ist Familiensache

Story: Harlan Thrombey ist tot! Und nicht nur das – der renommierte Krimiautor und Familienpatriarch wurde auf der Feier zu seinem 85. Geburtstag umgebracht. Doch natürlich wollen weder die versammelte exzentrische Verwandtschaft noch das treu ergebene Hauspersonal etwas gesehen haben. Ein Fall für Benoit Blanc! Der lässig-elegante Detektiv beginnt seine Ermittlungen und während sich sämtliche…

How would I describe this years Oscars: tired, boring and completely lackluster. And I am talking about the fashion as well. What happened to 'red carpet moments', everyone is so damn safe and boring it makes watching boring. And Billy Crystal, how stayed and boring (I literally predicted the opening the night before...themoneybeets can vouch for that). But I did love that Artist won, and Jean Durjardin is adorable.

Just two flawless people hanging out

Meryl Steep in custom Lanvin

Meryl came in gold to collect the prize. And she looks fabulous I must say. Particularly after the fashion messes that she's worn. The only issue I have with the dress is the fabric, it's a little garish for so much look. But Meryl is Meryl and she will do what she want. BTW is The Iron Lady any good? It looks as camp as hell to me, I need to know.

Rating: 7/10

Glenn Close in Zac Posen

Why did she wear that jacket? It's so Mother of Bride it hurts, but I suppose it's too much to expect Zac Posen to make a flattering gown. It's just not a great look. She should have gone a more Tilda route and had the jacked closed. Something.

Rating: 4/10

Christopher Plummer

Loving the velvet Captain. And his speech was adorable

Rating: 9/10

Gary Oldman

Flawless, and his wife looks absolutely smashing

Rating: 10/10

Giuliana Rancic in Tony Ward Couture

It's a little Black Swan, and that was so last year. I don't love this, it's too embellished for my taste and it makes the look cheap.But I do like the statement lip

Rating: 6/10

Kelly Osbourne in Badgley Mishka

Ugh what can I say, that hair ruins everything. Stop trying to be 'edgy', because you look stupid. The dress is alright, but the styling...ouch

Rating: 4/10

George Clooney in Giorgio Armani; Stacy Keibler in Marchesa

I don't know what I hate more: the dress or Marchesa. Marchesa always wins. This is an ugly dress, in an ugly colour on a flash in the pan. It sort of fits since both are so utterly replaceable. And I'm glad George lost, couldn't have happened to a nicer person (and by nice I mean smug)

Rating: 2/10

Shailene Woodley in Valentino Couture

This is so not your dress. This is a dress for Florence Welch, or someone equally ethereal. She simply doesn't have the presence for such a look and it ages her.

Rating: 5/10

Judy Greer in Monique Lhuillier S/S 2012

This is just ugly. The panels are simply odd. It just doesn't work

Rating: 2/10

Tina Fey in Carolina Herrera

It's sort of comforting to know that Tina will always get it wrong. And today is no exception. She never finds clothes that fit her properly. This needed to be synched in more at the waist and have a straight skirt because it makes her look larger and short. Tina please fire your stylist and someone who knows how to dress you

Rating: 2/10

Pharell Williams

Nice suit, odd bow tie

Rating: 7/10

Sean John

Very nice

Rating: 8/10

Jennifer Lopez in Zuhair Murad

Mutton dressed as lamb! What has happened to J.Lo? When did she stop emulating Liz Taylor and start dressing like a Real Housewife? This is so desperate it hurts. We know your hot, but in these gowns it makes you look tacky. Go back to the Chanel and Valentino and leave Zuhair Murad (my other mortal enemy) alone.

Rating: 1/10

Anna Faris in Diane Von Furstenberg

Too much look. With the hair and the dress it looks convoluted. There is no polish here, and it looks messy. 

Rating: 4/10

Leslie Mann in Roberto Cavalli

She looks incrediable. I love the dress, the simple hair. Everything here is perfect on her: Brava!

Rating: 8/10

Busy Phillips

Best Busy's looked, and it took her long enough. And this is no spectacular so don't get your hopes up. It's pleasant, the dress is fine but the accessories let it down again. It's just too much.

Rating: 6/10

Kelly Ripa in Carolina Herrera

Simple minimalist look

Rating: 6/10

Sherri Shepard

Someone do me a favour. Take that dress, get a bonfire and set it on fire before it has a chance to infect the world again. Thanks.

Rating: 0/10

Katy Mara in Jack Guisso Couture

I love that she is the antithesis of her sister in this dress. Rooney is all minimalist and structured and this is so girly it hurts. But it's a nice dress.