#chilly ones

I'm gonna tackle this bish in the country club sports equipment closet. He'll be all worked up from losing to me bc im sorry sir you may know hockey but in another life we met as canadian olympians bc me with my hands on your shuttlecock is a sight to behold (I'm very good at badminton i mean)

Slut. Next

Just asking me to bite. Look at this absolute brat

PRINT PRINT PRINT PRINT PRINT what if i just started nibbling on those calves on my knees and worked my way up

some brewmasters reached out to tys to make a beer and so tys reached out to his friends "am i crazy to want to make Chilly Ones real?" they supported it, wanted to pitch in $

there's 18 ex & active nhl'er investors; some he can be public about, others not. biz hinted that one that they can't name is "a future av" a.k.a. biz's hrpf dream-- sid

biz is 1yr sober come nov i think? but he's willing to break it for a Chilly One. i... uh ok.

a lot of the chilly ones profits will be invested into charitable endeavours, tys is really proud of that

chilly ones upcoming marketing with an olympian

Avs

in that '16 season where avs were blowing chunks, bednar called nate, tys and (factor i think? i can't remember. pls don't make me rewind and listen to their voices again😭) into his office and instead of tearing em a new one for partying so much, he simply told them to pick their spots wisely. they came out of his office "did he just encourage us to continue partying??!" and so for the remaining 13 games, that's just what they did 🤝 following boss' directions

tys doesn't mind not having won the '22 cup, he feels he was a part of it, what he did made an impact, got them to that spot, plus his trade got naz and he was a very big part of that cup run

avs is his "second home" 🥹

Sidebar on biz:

biz did steer the convo pretty nicely at the start bc he recognized tys as being pretty straightlaced/pro with the interview instead of being loose with friends

"if you hadn't been traded from avs you wouldn't have had the chance to meet so many ppl and become so many ppls friends and be at every wedding" and tys was like very nicely having his perspective shifted on the spot?? good for him. biz is insightful about his hockey peers (i mean, to a limit, but he's def gained some interviewing skills I'll admit)

Leafs

leafs: tys loves loves LOVES mitchy

was a weird shortened season with leafs. first off, babcock was coach and everyone replied "ugghhhh" so that was omg heavenly to hear ty ty you idiots DID learn something!! then covid so not as much media swarming as aus & mitchy would usually have, so he didn't get the full hockey mecca media feel

tys fully believes mitchy will be the it factor for vgk to get another cup this season or soon; but also a good canadian boy who thinks leafs cup is possible before it

tys on mitchy in vgk: he's gonna feel such relief coming off game 32 or so and not having cameras in his face (meaning yea he'll have a lot of media up top but soon enough it'll dwindle down to normal non-cdn hockey town levels)

Oilers

biz brought up drai a lot-- he REALLY wishes he could've been at his wedding beeee him be wiiiith him man is hottt, biz is merely human.

Flames & retirement

tys knew the writing was on the wall with retirement so he made sure to enjoy his last season enjoying all the ppl ("i love making friends" how cute is that)

didn't realize everyone would start asking "you retired?!" when he played the avs alumni game this summer, so he very quickly put that retirement post together

tys will be making plans to go to friends games when they roadie vs. canucks or krakens

tys has been hitting up biz for post retirement media career advice. so he's going to try it, maybe a podcast?