Humans are weird
Ive seen so many of these “humans are weird” posts and just posts about alien hypotheticals in general but I haven’t seen any that portray the aliens as something other than prude and sophisticated beings.
What if we as humans somehow make contact with the aliens and the aliens rather than being prude just blow up some dwarf planets in the same way that we’d crush a beetle, or cut down the habitat of an animal.
Alien: Ahahah you humans are hilarious, but wait until you see this!
*presses button on dash and a sizeable explosion occurs in the distance*
Human: WOAH WTF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN?!
Alien: yo chill it was just c-342 it only had undeveloped and useless creatures on it
Human: BUT THEY WERE STILL LIVING THINGS!
Alien: jeez I thought you were chill with this stuff you guys do it all the time on your planet.
Human: Don’t you get in trouble?!
Alien: not if we don’t get caught, Oi and don’t go snitching.
