Sep 26, 2017
dumb/incredible idea:
When Genji first joins Blackwatch he’s super stoic because of... everything, and most of Blackwatch is like ‘Yeah we get a lot of people who don’t like to talk, can you spy on this guy for us’.
But maybe Genji hangs out around the base a lot, just... sitting still and ramrod-straight and not doing anything until he needs to be doing something, and McCree’s like, ‘that’s a little odd, you okay buddy’ but of course doesn’t get any response.
Long story short McCree doesn’t change his behavior but he starts wearing progressively more ridiculous hats every day when he goes over to sit next to Genji until one is so ludicrous that Genji cracks up laughing.
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