#chigsprincess

Random relationship crack

hc: kaiser michael, isagi yoichi, chigiri hyoma, itoshi rin, nagi seishiro, bachira meguru, barou shoei

Kaiser Michael

You don’t speak a word of German, but you always send him random videos like this: (<3) and he is so fucking confused every time he opens them.

Isagi Yoichi

The first time you two went on a date, he accidentally rambled on about football for half an hour straight, and you nodded along with a small smile, pretending that you understood what he was talking about. Nerd.

Chigiri Hyoma

He brings you along to meet the stray cat he feeds every time you go over to his house, but the cat is literally never there. You think he is schizophrenic.

Itoshi Rin

Tries his best not to call you lukewarm, but it’s so built into his vocabulary he can’t stop. Puts 500¥ in a jar every time he does it, and saves it until he has enough to take you on a fancy date.

Nagi Seishiro

He used your toothbrush so much by accident, you literally had to hide it in a drawer.

Bachira Meguru

You two got matching tattoos together when you got drunk, and now you have a dolphin on your ankles like a soccer mom from the 90’s.

Barou Shoei

Comes over and cleans your apartment when you are at work and clearly stressed out. Never outright admits it, just tells you the cleaning fairy came again.

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That should be me

seeing them celebrate their goal, but it's a bit too romantic. -y.isagi, r.itoshi, r.mikage, h.chigiri, s.barou

isagi yoichi

itoshi rin

mikage reo

chigiri hyoma

barou shoei

Meeting the parents

hc: isagi yoichi, itoshi rin, meguru bachira, itoshi sae, kaiser michael

Isagi Yoichi

The poor guy is going through it.

He is a nervous wreck but in a weirdly adorable way. He keeps checking his hair and clothes the whole way there, just to make sure he looks perfect.

It's safe to say he was worried for nothing. Your parents immediately loved him. He is a sweetheart after all.

Praises your mom’s cooking to the point she is worried he is lying.

Gets wrapped up in family game night, and you two gang up on your parents. They are not impressed.

He was kinda horrified when your dad mentioned he watches his games and made a mental note to cut back on the attitude.

Got their blessings to marry you by the end of the evening.

Itoshi Rin

Nervous wreck No. 2

Tried to hide it from you, but you know him too well at this point.

The moment you stepped into the house, your little sister got hearty eyes. Rin only just got to greet your parents before he was kidnapped to join a tea party with bunny plushies.

You and your mom went to check on him a few minutes later, only to see him sipping water out of a plastic cup, with a pink bow in his hair.

He won your mother over right then and there.

He glared at you when you started wheezing like a dying zebra, before asking your sister to make you join too.

Blushes like crazy when your dad starts teasing him about stealing two of his daughter's hearts.

Bachira Meguru

More excited than anything else. Not a single nerve in sight.

Becomes instant best friends with your mom, and they start sharing embarrassing stories about you 10 minutes into their conversation.

Looks through the whole family photo album with your dad, laughing at your baby photos.

The whole dinner is filled with jokes and laughter, and he loves that he gets to be a part of it all.

By the time you two have to leave, you feel like they like him more than you.

Itoshi Sae

He isn’t exactly nervous, but he is self-aware. Knows he doesn’t have the most charming personality out there.

Googled: ‘How to act when you meet your significant other's parents.’

Makes a conscious effort to be less blunt.

Your dad is start-struck. Asks for his autograph like an excited little kid, which actually gets a smile out of Sae.

He quickly realizes where you got your intense personality from

Has a nice talk with your mom about your childhood while he helps her with the dishes. (He read it in an article that he is supposed to offer assistance.)

Let’s out a huge sigh of relief on the way home.

Kaiser Michael

Acts like the cocky bastard he usually is, but he is seriously about to lose his mind.

Never had a normal family on his own so he doesn’t really know what to expect or how to act.

You are really important to him, so he doesn’t want to mess this up.

Definitely ‘flirts’ with your mom. Compliments her appearance, cooking, the decor in the house. He is determined to score every point in her books.

Your dad just chuckles and invites him to take some shots together.

After that, he finally loosens up a bit and has a field day making lighthearted fun of you with them.

You just sit there acting like you’re regretting all your life decisions, but the soft smile on your face betrays your true feelings.

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That’s MY lover

ওㅤ ㅤ*̩̩͙‧͙*˚⁺‧͙ when another guy starts flirting with you in front of them -y.isagi, m.kaiser, s.nagi, r.shidou, m.bachira, h.chigiri

Isagi Yoichi

He is very confused at first. Can’t this guy see he is your boyfriend?

Then he realises that he is very much aware, he just doesn’t care.

He actually gets pretty pissed about it, and pulls you closer to him instantly.

Ask’s him nicely to leave, since he can tell it’s bothering you as well.

If he still doesn’t get the hint, he’ll probably walk away with you so you don’t feel uncomfortable anymore. Not without turning back to flip the guy off though.

Kaiser Michael

Fuming, boiling, borderline thinking about murder. On the inside at least. Outside? Cool as a cucumber.

It’s not that he doesn’t trust you. He knows you are not stupid enough to leave him. It’s the audacity that pisses him off.

How can you walk up to the Kaiser and his partner, and start spouting some nonsense about treating you better than he could.

Is Michael an asshole? Yes. Is he a cocky bastard? Also yes. Is he self aware about these things? Hell yeah. But he worships the ground you walk on. No one can treat you better than him. Period.

Tells the person to ‘fuck off’ then turns back to talking to you like nothing happened. You two just ignore him until he feels uncomfortable enough to leave.

Nagi Seishiro

“Is this guy serious?”

Nagi has no intentions of dealing with someone like that. He is a pacifist after all and he also knows you can handle yourself just fine.

Still places a hand on your tight to ‘mark his territory.’

Only intervenes if the guy really can’t take a hint. He tells them off in an effortlessly cool way.

“As if someone as amazing as my partner would be interested in someone who can’t even understand the word no.”

Pulls you closer to him, so you feel safe and comfortable.

Shidou Ryusei

He’s just enjoying the show with his arm wrapped around your waist.

Gives unsolicited advice to the guy.

“No, don’t say that, they won’t like it. Try again.”

Cheers him on until he gets bored of his stupid face and stupid words.

Switches up as soon as he senses you becoming distressed.

“Okay now you get lost. No one upsets my gorgeous lover but me.” He says with a glare that’s paired with an uncanny smile. That should be more than enough to get them to back off.

Bachira Meguru

Poor sunshine boy hates it soo much.

As soon as the guy walks up to compliment your hair, he is front of you saying things like: “Yeah! My partner is the prettiest!” or “The love of my life is seriously amazing! Hope you find your person soon!” With the most condescending smile ever.

Runs away with you before the guy could really get into it.

Kisses you a hundred times, mumbling about the audacity of people nowadays.

He bounces back after some sweet reassuring words though, so just be nice to him.

Chigiri Hyoma

This was a weird misunderstanding.

A group of guys walked up to the two of with the clear intention of picking you up. Which would be fine in itself, if they didn’t refer to him as a girl.

Your tummy was starting to hurt from all the laughing you did while your boyfriend explained to them that he is in fact a guy and you two are a couple.

They are super apologetic and chill about it, and still invite you to have coffee with them in a platonic way this time.

At least you guys made some friends.

Once again you are reminded of the fact that your boyfriend is prettier than you, but you wouldn’t have it any other way.

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Meow

“And what the hell is that?” Sae asked, stepping into the dimly lit bedroom. You were lying on the bed, a curled-up fur ball clearly situated on your chest, sleeping soundly. “I know you’re not the studious type, but I thought you could recognize a cat.” The tiny thing stirred awake from the sound of your voice, lifting her head to glance at your boyfriend, who was currently staring daggers at her. “I know what a cat is mi amor, I’m wondering why is one in our clean, hair-free apartment.” He grumbled, sitting down at the edge of the bed, poking the kitten with one finger, like she was something toxic. The cat just stared at him, before rubbing her nose against his fingers for some affection, purring softly.

“I found Millie under my car before work this morning. I called in sick, like every good employee would, and took her to the vet instead.” You explain, smiling softly at Sae, who was finally giving the cat some actual pets this time. “Amazing it already has a name.” He sighed, clearly trying to act like the kitten hadn’t grown on him the second he laid eyes on her. Millie seemed just as love-struck though. She stood up, arched her back for a good stretch, and ditched you with that same momentum, curling up on your boyfriend’s lap instead. “Ungrateful little shit.” You mumbled, shaking your head in disbelief. You couldn’t exactly blame her though. If anything you understood perfectly well how she felt. That is also your preferred method of relaxation.

You didn’t miss the small smile on Sae’s face. It was a good sign, at least you wouldn’t have to beg too hard to keep her. “I assume this thing is here to stay?” He asked, turning his attention back to you, tilting his head to the side curiously.

“We could find her another home if you don’t want her.”

“Fat chance.”

“Aww, I knew you would love Millie!”

“Why is it vibrating?”

You bursted into laughter at his question, just staring at him wondering whether he was serious or not, silently deciding that he was going to be the perfect cat dad by the time you were done talking his ear off with random kitty facts.

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Got your name tattooed in an arrow heart

when they find out you got a tattoo related to them before you two formally knew each other. ft -y.isagi, m.kaiser, s.itoshi, s.nagi

a/n: I actually have a tattoo based on chigiri. that’s what inspired this one folks. imagine having this conversation with someone irl tho.

Isagi Yoichi

He was never supposed to see it. You were determined to keep it a secret until the end of times.

“Wait… is that my jersey number and signature?”

Game over. Literally. You wanted to disappear. It wasn’t even on a visible place, how the fuck did he notice.

You are worried he is going to think you’re a super fan or something.

You try to explain to him that you got it done before you met him, because he genuinely inspired you.

He wants to tease you, but is too touched to do so.

“Guess we really were meant to be.”

“Are those tears in your eyes?”

Definitely brags about it to his friends. “They got a tattoo of me even before we met. Beat that!”

You always joke about how you manifested him.

Kaiser Michael

“Is that my rose?”

Oh fuck. The time has come.

You knew it was only a matter of time, it wasn’t exactly hidden or anything.

You still try to deny it vehemently. You know he is about to get even more insufferable.

“You were already mine before I even knew it, huh?”

Always has his gremlin hands on it. No matter how professional the setting is.

“You inked it baby, there are no take-backs. You are mine forever.”

If someone (god bless them) tries to hit on you, he’ll literally just show it to them as undeniable proof that you are his.

Kisses it every day, no exceptions.

Nagi Seishiro

You got a tattoo of his signature: :x on the side of your finger. It’s tiny but definitely noticeable.

One day, as he is about to intertwine your fingers, he finally sees it.

“Is that me?” No smile, no teasing, just genuine curiosity. When you nod your head shyly, he just replies with a “cool”

Doesn’t gush or get dramatic, but you can tell it means a lot to him.

Creases it regularly.

Jokes about putting a ring on that specific finger when he proposes.

You just freeze every time, blushing like crazy, because: ‘propose?!’

Whenever you argue, he just lifts your hand up and ask: “You won’t get this removed right?”

You immediately forget about all your anger.

Itoshi Sae

“Is that supposed to be about me?”

You freeze. When your mother said you’d regret that tattoo one day, you waved her off. Look who’s laughing now.

You desperately try to deny it to no avail.

On the surface, he acts indifferent, but he thinks about it more than he’d care to admit.

He never fails to bring it up during arguments.

“You got me inked into your skin before you even knew me. Don’t act like I’m the crazy one here.”

Stares at it intensely whenever you sleep or just not paying attention.

Gets a tattoo that represents you and waits for you to find it.

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Current boyfriend

doing the current boyfriend prank with them -h.chigiri, e.otoya, t.karasu, s.itoshi, y.isagi

Chigiri Hyoma

He’s so excited to do couple content thinking it’ll be something adorable and sweet.

You start your video casually, smiling at the camera while he sits next to you all clueless.

Then you start your video with: “So I’m hanging out with my current boyfriend today…”

He immediately whips his head to the side to look at you, bitch slapping you with his hair in the process. “Current? What do you mean current?”

He pulls the most offended Pretty Boy™'s face ever. Chin tilted, brows raised, lips pursed. “Excuse me? I’m not an iOS update. There is no next version. This is the final product, and it’s perfect by the way!”

You try to keep it together and continue the video, ignoring him, but he looks like you just killed his entire family.

“Nooo I’m sorry baby, I didn’t mean it! It’s just a prank.”

That just makes it worse, he immediately sends you a glare and walks out of the frame with a hair flip.

Starts rambling about how he is your ‘forever boyfriend.’

He makes you promise to post the video with that title in the caption.

Fans love the video. Everyone comments on how whipped he is and how insanely handsome he is even when confused.

He films a follow-up video where he calls you his sidepiece. You totally beat him up with every pillow in your immediate vicinity.

Otoya Eita

He thinks the video is going to be super cute like some #CoupleGoals content where you talk about how you met or a “boyfriend tag” Q&A. He’s already flexing his jawline and fixing his hair in the camera before you even start recording.

He’s so ready to be adored. He is making heart hands, tossing in a wink, and saying, “Tell them how lucky you are, babe.” He thinks the world revolves around his charm.

Then you casually drop the line:

“So this is my current boyfriend…”

He instantly short-circuits. Like current???

“CURRENT?” he repeats like a confused parrot. “Babe. Current? What do you mean current? Who’s next?”

“I don’t know, Karasu maybe?”

He is done with you. He tries to laugh it off, but is secretly spiraling “You’re joking right? Babe? BABE??”

He calls his mom after not to report the prank, but to “double-check he’s boyfriend material.” His mom laughs for five straight minutes.

His fans call him a loser after they watch your video.

Karasu Tabito

He starts the video sounding like he’s giving a TED talk on being the perfect boyfriend. “Statistically, I am the ideal partner. High emotional intelligence, excellent bone structure, great hairline…”

Then you hit him with: “So this is my current boyfriend…”

“Current?” Raises an eyebrow like he’s about to dismantle a thesis.

He switches into full mock-debate mode.

“Interesting word choice. ‘Current’ implies temporality. That would suggest an expiration date… and I don't recall consenting to a limited-term arrangement.”

Despite all the sarcasm, his little smirk betrays him. He knows it’s a prank, but he’s having too much fun pretending to be betrayed.

His “revenge” is annoyingly clever Later, he casually brings home flowers and a card that reads: “To my temporarily monogamous partner may our contract be renewed indefinitely.” You hate him so much.

Itoshi Sae

He is not keen on the video idea, to begin with, but there’s not a thing he wouldn’t do for you in this world. Ew.

But when you start with: “So this is my current boyfriend…” he immediately regrets all the sappy crap he just thought about.

He pauses mid-blink. Blinks again.

“...What do you mean current?” His tone is flat. But his eyebrow goes up just a bit.

He doesn’t get dramatic, he just gets extremely cynical.

“You dating on a lease system or something? Shopping for a new one, or just testing the market?”

Plays along with your stupid idea, but when the camera’s off, he throws a hissy fit.

“Cool prank. Next time I’ll call you my trial run and see how you like it.”

Still pulls you into a one-arm hug and kisses your forehead though.

You totally gained Rin’s respect. Watched the video on repeat, just to see Sae suffer.

Isagi Yoichi

He was so excited to film with you.

“Wait, really? You want me in the video??”

He’s already glowing just from sitting next to you, and you already feel horrible for what you’re about to do.

You just drop the line to rip the bandaid off: “So this is my current boyfriend…”

Immediate malfunction.

Eyes widen. Mouth opens. He stares at you like you just admitted to second-degree murder. “C-Current? I—wait! What do you mean current???”

He tries to laugh it off, but he’s kinda taken aback. “Haha okay that’s funny… wait, it is a joke, right? …RIGHT?”

Then he realized this was you, he was dealing with and his confidence kicked in.

“I mean, I know you love me. I know I’m your favorite. You told me last week I was your soulmate and you cried about it, sooo…”

You press seven million kisses onto his face as an apology.

Even so, he's texting, "Still your current boyfriend?" with a heart emoji every time you go two hours without texting.

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Angel

“And what exactly is the purpose of this Schatz?” Michael asked skeptically as you straightened the sheet mask over his face with your fingers. “It hydrates your skin, makes you even prettier.” You replied with a small smirk. “It’s not like I’m lacking in that department.” He sighed, rolling his eyes but let you continue your work. At least he got to see your pretty face up close, so it wasn’t a total waste of time.

He adored these quiet moments with you, even if putting stupid masks on wasn’t on his list of priorities, he loved how you touched him so gently, a huge contrast to the physical contact he experienced most of his childhood. In the beginning, it scared him. How good you made him feel that is. The hugs, the creases, the soft squeezes, they were all so foreign he didn’t exactly know what to do with them. Yet you were patient, you always made sure he was comfortable with whatever you did to him. An angel. That’s what you were in his eyes. Someone he didn’t think he deserved, but also someone he would be a fool to let go of.

“There, now just leave it on for ten minutes!” You beamed, happily reaching for another pack to apply to your own face. “Sure, hase.” He sighed, crossing his legs now that you weren’t between them. He didn’t even bother looking into the mirror, he would rather not see just how ridiculous he must look right now, so he focused his attention back to you. Once you turned back around to face him, he couldn’t help the chuckle that escaped his lips. “You look stupid.”

“Look who’s talking Babadook.”

“Excuse me!?”

“You heard me.”

He scoffed, finally standing up from the edge of the bathtub, pulling you in by your waist. “You know I can’t let something like that slide, right?” He mumbled against your lips, kissing them gently. You smiled into it, wrapping your arms around his back. You loved it when he was the one to initiate affection, it wasn’t as rare of an occurrence nowadays as it was at the beginning of your relationship, but it still made your heart flutter just the same way. You didn’t even care about the taste of soap that mingled into the kiss. Maybe it wasn’t the best idea to do this with sheet masks on. “Well, that tasted like shit.” He grumbled, wiping his mouth once he finally parted from you. “You really are a hopeless romantic aren’t you?” The sarcasm wasn’t lost on him, but he didn’t exactly care about it either, he just smirked as you reached up to fix his mask with a roll of your eyes. “You don’t deserve my expertise.” His eyes softened as he squeezed down on your waist with the hand that was still attached to it. “I sure don’t angel, I sure don’t.”

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