#chieftessofhaladin

Sauron has to be smooth and attractive af

Not to mention evil which always makes it better

(Idk why but I read penguin in there and am now picturing a penguin fighing a balrog, then  a penguin with long ass golden hair)

OOOoooOOOhhh

"No getting blood on the carpet"  

OH GOSH YES xD literally my favorite premise ever is the beginnings of such a conversation. “I’m not cleaning up after you when you murder someone. Keep all killings outside of my living room” ahahaha

@lordofthemaiar

{ This makes me wanna rp my Sauron tbh X3 }

I love your logic here

(And I can't blame you for crushing on Sauron xD)

B-B-BE CAREFUL MAKING WISHES IN THE [DUN DUN] DARK DARK CAN'T BE SURE WHEN THEY'LL MAKE THEIR [DUN DUN] MARK AND BESIDES IN THE MEAN MEAN TIME I'M JUST DREAMING OF TEARING YOU APART

Zozo, darling,  your fall out boy is showing

chieftess-of-the-haladin

Your ooc tag is so accurate it's amusing

ATTRACTIVENESS:

   repulsive ― hideous ― ugly ― not attractive ― unappealing ― not unattractive ― meh ― no preference ― ok ― mildly attractive ― nice looking ― cute ― adorable ― attractive ― pleasant on the eyes ― good looking ― hot ― sexy ― beautiful ― gorgeous ― hot damn ― would tap that ― perfect ― godlike ― holy fuck there are no words

PERSONALITY:

   grating ― irritating ― frustrating ― boring ― confusing at best ― awkward ― unreasonable ― psychotic ― disturbing ― interesting ― engaging ― affectionate ― aggressive ― ambitious ― anxious ― artistic ― bad tempered ― bossy ― charismatic ― appealing ― unappealing ― creative ― courageous ― dependable ― unreliable ― unpredictable ― predictable ― devious ― dim ― extroverted ― introverted ― egotistical ― gregarious ― fabulous ― impulsive ― intelligent ― sympathetic ― talkative ― up beat ― peaceful ― calming ― badass ― flexible

HOW LIKELY THEY WOULD BE TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM.

   not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending ― fuck no! ― never ― no way ― not likely ― not sure ― indifferent ― i’m asexual ― maybe ― probably ― it depends ― fairly likely ― likely ― yeah sure ― yes ― would tap that ― hell yes ― fuck yes! ― wishing that could happen right now ― as many times as possible ― we are already having sex

LEVEL OF FRIENDSHIP:

   never in a million years ― worst of enemies ― enemies ― rivals ― indifferent ― neutral ― acquaintance ― friendly toward each other ― casual friends ― friends ― good friends ― best friends ― fuck buddies ― bosom buddies ― practically the same person ― would die for them ― true friends ― my only friend

FIRST IMPRESSION OF THEM:

   i hate them so much ― i don’t like them ― i don’t trust them ― they annoy me ― they’re weird ― i’m indifferent ― meh ― they seem alright ― they’re growing on me ― truce ― i think i like them ― i like them ― i’m not sure if i trust them ― i trust them ― they’re cool ― they’re genuine ― i think we’re going to get along ― i really like them ― i think i’m in love ― oh fuck they’re hot ― i love them

CURRENT IMPRESSION OF THEM:

   i hate them so much ― i don’t like them ― i don’t trust them ― they annoy me ― they’re weird ― i’m indifferent ― meh ― they seem alright ― they’re growing on me ― truce ― i think i like them ― i like them ― i’m not sure if i trust them ― i trust them ― they’re cool ― they’re genuine ― i think we’re going to get along ― i really like them ― i think i’m in love ― oh fuck they’re hot ― i love them

HOW GOOD OF A KISSER:

“Go wash up. Dinner is getting cold.”

chieftess-of-the-haladin said:                                                                                                                            Plot twist: the inhabitants of Gondolin are all penguins disguised as elves. It’s why they won’t leave                 

"Honestly, must you always be so messy?"