#chicohoney

仕方ないから嘘で返す (shikatanai kara uso de kaesu) 処世術は彼女持ち設定 (shosei jutsu wa kanojo mochi settei) 嘘つく僕もヤバイけれど (uso tsuku boku mo yabai keredo) トラウマ触れないで (torauma furenaide)

I've got no other choice but to lie right back Pretending to have a girlfriend is how I get by I know I'm pretty messed up for lying, but don't unearth my trauma

困った今日も君と二 (komatta kyou mo kimi to futari) 人しまった！この空気はヤバイ (shimatta! kono kuuki wa yabai) とっさに出た防衛本能 (tossa ni deta bouei honnou) 「男女間の友情ってあるんだな」 ("danjokan no yuujou tte aru ndana")

Oh man! It's just you and me again today Dammit! This vibe isn't good My defense mechanism kicked in "I guess guys and girls can just be friends..."

好きだよだけどその好きじゃない (suki da yo dakedo sono suki janai) 友達のままじゃダメ？(tomodachi no mama ja dame?) 可愛いし タイプだし (kawaii shi taipu dashi) 付き合ったら多分ハマる (tsukiattara tabun hamaru) タグ付けは草食男子！(taguzuke wa soushoku danshi!) 恋するとか怖すぎるよ (koisuru toka kowasugiru yo)

I like you, but it's not like that Can't we just stay as friends? You're cute, and you're just my type If we were to date, I'd be totally whipped #ACompletelyHerbivoreMan* Stuff like falling in love is just too scary

あー！もう！(aa! mou!) 君のストーリーを (kimi no sutoorii wo) 覗いた時点で認めてる？ (nozoita jiten de mitometeru?) ブレーキ踏んでもこの気持ち (bureeki funde mo kono kimochi) 止められないってこと？(tomerarenai tte koto?)

Ahh! Come on! Does the fact that I'm looking at your story mean I've already accepted how I feel? I can try hitting the breaks on my feelings yet, I can't really stop anymore?

困った今日も君と二人 (komatta kyou mo kimi to futari) 無邪気な笑顔とかズルい (mujaki na egao toka zurui) こっちの警戒モードすら (kocchi no keikai moodo sura) 突破しちゃってる (toppa shichatteru) まじかぁ (majikaa)

Oh man! It's just you and me again today Smiling so innocently is just unfair Even when I'm on high alert mode, you're still breaking through Seriously?

好きかもだけど本気になるの (suki kamo dakedo honki ni naru no) 今更すぎるって、バカ (imasara sugiru tte, baka) 可愛いし 信じれるし (kawaii shi shinjireru shi) 付き合えたら嬉しいです (tsukiaetara ureshii desu) タグ付けは拗らせ男子！(taguzuke wa kojirase danshi!) 強がってた 恋に落ちた (tsuyogatte ta koi ni ochita)

I think I like you, and I might end up falling for real It's too late now, idiot You're so cute, and I know I can trust you If we go out together, I'd be thrilled #AnOverthinkingComplicatedGuy** I put on a brave front, but now I've fallen in love

トゥトゥトゥルットゥ (tututuruttu) x4

好きだよだけどその好き以上 (suki da yo dakedo sono suki ijou) 言わせないでよね (iwasenaide yo ne) 可愛いし 可愛いし (kawaii shi kawaii shi) 付き合えばもっと沼る (tsukiaeba motto numaru) 好きだよだけど本気になるの (suki da yo dakedo honki ni naruno) 今更すぎるね ごめん (ima sara sugiru ne gomen) 気づいたら探してる (kizuitara sagashiteru) 好きなのは僕の方だ (suki na no wa boku no houda) 告白遅すぎな男子？(kokuhaku ososugi na danshi?) あれれ？恋は待ってくれない (arere? koi wa mattekurenai)

I like you, but please don't make me say anything more You're so cute, absolutely adorable If we date, I'd fall even deeper for you I like you, and I ended up falling for real It's too late now, I'm sorry Without realizing it, I found myself searching for you I'm the one who likes you Am I the guy who confessed too late? Huh? Love doesn't wait for anyone

Explanation for the hashtag lines: The word タグ付 in social media quite literally means being tagged, so like being mentioned in a particular post. A more literal translation would be "tagging (name)". I did not do that.The MV uses the word in a way that labels the guy with certain 'tags' as personality traits. So I used a hashtag (which is often used as a descriptor) instead. It also works with the @ symbol. I just liked the hashtag. <3

* 草食系男子 (soushoku-kei danshi) is a term used to describe guys who are less assertive and more passive in the relationship. I had half the mind to translate this as "beta" but I will spare you all from that fate.