social media guru, the ultimate wine mom friend -- 45 -- delphine genevieve joanne thorne
listen up gang, it is i, the trash captain, coming at th(r)ee with another character!!
Is that JENNIFER CONNELLY? No, it’s just Chicago’s own DELPHINE THORNE. Their identification will tell you that she is FORTY-FIVE and that she is a SOCIAL MEDIA GURU/MAGAZINE OWNER. She is known for being DISCIPLINED and GENEROUS but catch her on a bad day and she is HOPELESS and AVOIDANT.
i already know that this intro won’t be as long as the other ones i have written, but let me tell you, delphine is definitely a bit of a doozy,
born to a wealthy (kind of stuck up) family, delphine was trying to have a normal life right from the start -- while attempting to be a regular teenager, partying and whatnot, she was still hyperfocused on her school, studies and everything alike, because a part of her still didn’t want to disappoint her family,
at first, she wanted to become a businesswoman, reach a ceo status of some high-tech company -- studied engineering and IT studies because she apparently no longer wanted to have a decent social life,
fast-forward, maybe two-three years later, she dropped out of university and started writing -- short stories, magazine columns, things like that,
delphine figured that she no longer wants to be someone her parents basically forced her to be, and kind of... rebelled against everything and that resulted in having quite a bad relationship with them, despite the fact that she’s on her way to become even more successful with her own magazine and brand than those two combined,
that being said, she can often be compared to cat grant or jacqueline from the bold type -- you know, that tough as nails, resting binch face-bearing boss lady? that’d be her, if you added the fact that she basically can’t stay mad at someone for longer than a day,
extremely understanding and forgiving, but don’t let that fool you -- you mess up more than two times and you no longer exist to her,
really, really, really gay -- been engaged two times to two different women, but that, as you can already tell, did not last, and she has no idea why,
she likes to think she’s one of those people who prefer a quiet night out rather than a big grand gesture for everyone else to see -- she’s a romantic soul through and through, but unless you’re one of the people she’s dated or her best friend, you know nothing,
she has a younger sister -- addison -- safe to say that delphine is kind of sad that they don’t really get to spend a lot of time together; with both of their schedules always being so damn busy and full of events, they basically don’t have time to do so -- they’re working on it, though... at least they think they do,
lives in a big, big penthouse, owns just about five cars (four of them being rolls royces and one being tesla -- she’s extra, and she knows it) -- big fan of everything technology and fashion related; it’s obvious that you’ll find the newest gadgets and collections in her hands the second they come out,
her hobbies include avoiding talking to her parents, not attending their galas, drinking expensive wine in a bubble bath while tweeting out shady tweets at a certain politician, having road trips, karaoke and sleeping in for a long, long time on a free from work day,













