#cherubs-

every time i see ~sadstuck~ art of karkat i just think of this unpopular opinion about how calliope supposedly has the indisputable worst life of anyone in homestuck, and i snort a little. "whose life is the most tragic" is the stupidest battle in the world why am i emotionally invested in it

i wish i could get more excited about the theory that calliope's narrating caliborn's life/attempting to influence his thoughts but like. fandom secret that whole concept is old news like it'll always be hot but in a cutesy familiar way sigh

(i dont need contacts for calliope because i have green eyes not because i dont think shes worth it!!!)

its the eyebrows i guess my grandma looks just like a cherub

he looks like an old man maybe he should have velcro orthopedic shoes too

i realize hussie doesnt draw necks but WOW caliborn has really bad posture

oh frick i figured it out, caliborn looks like my grandma