I love verbally abusing my cat in front of my friends. He is like insanely clingy & annoying and he'll clamber on my lap even though I didn't want him to and he starts purring just by looking at me he loves me so much and I will tell my friends that I hate him (cause I do) and I'm gonna turn him into a rug one day (cause I wlll) and that he is the most annoying horrible creature in the world (he is) and there is not and never will be a single positive thought in my head about him (cause there won't) and they'll scream and cry and we'll start shouting matches (in good fun) over why I should like him (I always win cause I will never like him) and the fact that when I find a place to live on my own I'll be taking him and maybe his brother with me is completely besides the point because there will never be a bone in my body that isn't exasperated and hateful towards that vocal stupid cat
