#cherikhumour

CHERIK

Summary: Erik is the grumpiest, most foul tempered worker at Stark industries. His grumpiness is the stuff of legends.

So it's obviously the talk of the office when Erik is being made to go to the company party and he's bringing his husband. There's rumors flying round about how much of a masochist or equally antisocial bastard Erik's husband must be to put up with him. Others think he must be a meek mouse perhaps bullied by Erik.

.Charles/Erik, M, AU, humour, angst, fluff.

Word Count: 8, 000

CHERIK

Summary: Erik Lehnsherr is a professional hitman and has no intention of attending his ten year high school reunion. But since he happens to have a kill lined up in the same town at the same time, he decides he may as well stop by. After all, his high school sweetheart, Charles Xavier, might be there. And it's not like he's spent the past ten years pining over Charles. Not at all.

.Charles/Erik, PG-13, humour, AU, romance.

Word Count: 14, 000

CHERIK

Summary: Of all the things Charles had thought Erik might find arousing, the way he smelled wasn't one of them. It's...often inconvenient (and always groovy).

.Charles/Erik, NC-17, humour, pining, angst, fluff, romance, smut.

Word Count: 14, 000

CHERIK

Summary: Everyone has to notice that Erik is a very handsome man. So naturally there'd be crushes, harmless flirting, etc. Charles is apparently the jealous type, which nobody expects, so at first everyone is confused by the random headaches, his acting kind of weird, and so on.

.Charles/Erik, humour, PG-13, jealousy, fluff.

Word Count: 5, 000

CHERIK

Summary: When Erik offends a potential recruit to the Brotherhood, the mutant gets back at him by turning his beloved cat into a human being. Cue Charles pouncing on Erik, waking up all over him, trying to sleep over Hank's computer cause it's warm, chasing birds, caressing himself over other people and overall bothering Erik until he gets petted and purrs happily. There is sexy time eventually.

.Charles/Erik, NC-17, slight bestiality, humour, romance, smut.

Word Count: 39, 000

CHERIK

Summary: In which there are guns, mayhem, cold-blooded torture, more guns, explosions, girls (and boys) in leather, even more guns, knives, chess, and just for a change, a fuckload of guns.

.Charles/Erik, AU, assassins, M, humour, smut, angst.

Word Count: 12, 000