#chelssea

I love you. You know I do, right? So can you please please please go back to being a decent team? You remember right? You remember how you fucking won that exact same  championship last time? Just do me a favor and don't go down in history as the first champion to not pass groups in the following season. I don't think my heart will take that. I won't stop loving you. I'll just be a fucking  mess for a while. Because that would really suck.. I realize you're nice little british lads even though half of you aren't even british your mates have converted you I can see it and it's not polite to crush other people's hopes and dreams but just do it for me, please