#chefsimcne

[Text] Aw, I bet you got all teary-eyed and Paulie had to slide in with the tissues in order to keep you from bawling. Let me guess, you gave them the best dessert on the house? I’m so proud of you! 😘

[Text] You can’t see it, but I’m pretty much trying my best here not to get all sappy, I cannot show Karen my weakness, or Karen will kick my butt and yell for the manager and demand to get my ass fired. 😂

[Text] Okay but... you know what this means.

[Text] I cannot wait to smother you with kisses when you come home from work and we’ll eat the delicious pasta you’ve made last night that I shittily pre-heated in the microwave because someone managed to break the oven, I won’t say names. And I’ll pour you the wine you love and put on We’re The Millers after whilst we finish the bottle and nap like old ladies on the sofa until Elvis wakes us up saying we need to move our asses to bed so he can get into the bedroom and claim the whole thing.

[text] Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right allll day. [text] Are you a gps? Because I’m lost without you. [text] I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you. Blame Paulie for that one. My God, he’s snorting. I’m going to fire him.

[text] I told him he was fired and he held up a pan that was on fire. This is the kind of crap that will make me have grey hairs. Which I think I found one this morning, so maybe I’ll just let it go and become the next Elsa. [text] See what I did there. I’m brilliant.

[text] Are you google? because you’ve got everything I’m searching for. [text] Are you a fish bowl, because I’d tap that. I feel like that’s a Finding Nemo reference. I guess I’m ugly Darla now. Is it polite to call a kid ugly? I mean, she was a cartoon. [text] Now I feel guilty.

[text] my personal favorite.. [text] Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else seems to disappear.

[text] One of my crew members just said ‘you’re so sexy you look like my mom’ and I’m genuinely concerned. [text] Are you a banana? because I find you a-peeling. [text] And to top this all off, a food pickup line because you are dating a very corny, very strange chef. [text] Do you like vegetables? Because I love you from my head tomatoes.

[text] Alright, I’ll stop now. I love you, babygirl. I’ll see you after my shift.

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[Text] …I fell asleep for 3 hours after you left and this is what I return to. 

[Text] I’m so done at the first one already, I’m seriously done at all of them.

[Text] I cannot wait for you to get home. So I can kiss your head, place at least thousands of kisses right where that grey hair is.

[Text] I also may be a little… needy.. just a little… but maybe I shouldn’t speak about it but rather show you.

[Text] Sent a video.